Mary Ann. I hope you don't mind but I copied and pasted your format.
So, here goes:
Jen Psaki: I suspected a mole when I read this one.
Dogs at the WH: Joe has CREATED A NEW JOB!! Pooper scooper
Paris Climate Accords: This is pretty much like a prostitute having to pay to get screwed.
Corovavirus going down: Right after 1/20/21 I read somewhere that effective 1/21/21 you had to test positive 2 consecutive tests before it counted as a new case. Date's just a coincidence I'm sure.
Vaccine numbers: Again, thanks, Trump. Blue states are screwing it up.
Schools: Although it was never in doubt, proof the NEA owns the Democrat party.
Waiting to visit Texas: 1st line responders are going to be like, "Umm can somebody get this guy back in the institution?
Building a new democratic party for the future and it will be very popular: Attempt #14 at a failed system called socialism will again fail even if you throw in totalitarianism at the beginning of the process.