John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same
barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a
different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were
even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama
in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife <BR>Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a
whorehouse.'
The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about <BR>you?'
McCain replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
