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Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« on: December 07, 2016, 09:26:26 AM »
OK, which DUmmy is this?  And apologies if this was already posted elsewhere.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/soloish/wp/2016/12/05/trumps-election-stole-my-desire-to-look-for-a-partner/

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In August, I went on six dates in one week. I had decided that I was ready to look for a partner. Enough of this dating unavailable men a half-decade younger than me. They’d never seriously consider a relationship with me, my two children and our needy dog. No. I wanted to find an equal. A man who wouldn’t feel the need to step in and rescue me. I didn’t need rescuing.

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But two weeks later, the election happened. Once it was clear that Donald Trump would be president instead of Hillary Clinton, I felt sick to my stomach. I wanted to gather my children in bed with me and cling to them like we would if thunder and lightning were raging outside, with winds high enough that they power might go out. The world felt that precarious to me.

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I’ve lost the desire to attempt the courtship phase. The future is uncertain. I am not the optimistic person I was on the morning of Nov. 8, wearing a T-shirt with “Nasty Woman” written inside a red heart. It makes me want to cry thinking of that. Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.”

There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.”

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2016, 09:28:52 AM »
That story just warms my heart.  Cry those sweet sweet tears Dummie
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2016, 09:30:50 AM »
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Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.”
See if you can exchange it for one that says "Future Sammich Maker".    :tongue:
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2016, 09:32:42 AM »
Who on Earth would want to date a "nasty woman" who throws up a lot and sleeps with her own children?!...

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2016, 09:34:06 AM »
God bless Donald Trump, worker of miracles.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2016, 09:34:26 AM »
Since Nov 9th I've realized how pervasive severe mental illness has become.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2016, 09:37:12 AM »
Who knows how many men just dodged a bullet.

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2016, 09:38:29 AM »
Thank you, Donald Trump, for saving some poor bastard from a fate worse than death.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2016, 09:42:37 AM »
See if you can exchange it for one that says "Future Sammich Maker".    :tongue:

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2016, 09:52:25 AM »
Who knows how many men just dodged a bullet.

She lives in Montana. Not many skinny jeans wearing, latte' sucking girlie-men to be found outside of Bozeman.

Colorado would be more to her liking. Maybe she'd be happier if she moved to Boulder. Lots of estro-men in Boulder.  Or maybe Ol' Bob would take her in down in Westminster.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2016, 09:54:00 AM »
Maybe we will get lucky and this DUmmie won't breed again.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2016, 10:58:27 AM »
This was so stupid that "The Onion" would refuse it. But TDS has lowered the WashPost's standards below even what they would be for a generic R Presidency.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2016, 11:07:04 AM »
Who on Earth would want to date a "nasty woman" who throws up a lot and sleeps with her own children?!...

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2016, 11:11:52 AM »
What is her DU name?
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2016, 11:16:29 AM »
Maybe we will get lucky and this DUmmie won't breed again.

She looks nice in her pic, but she probably suffers from (or enjoys) utero-cerebral inversion.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2016, 11:19:14 AM »
I checked her out. What a ****ing mess! More likely she already screwed all the moonbats in Missoula, and can't find a guy to listen to her social justice bullshit.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2016, 11:26:28 AM »
Stevenumbers would be perfect for her!

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2016, 12:03:43 PM »
She looks nice in her pic, but she probably suffers from (or enjoys) utero-cerebral inversion.
The image from the article is a stock photo. I think this is her:


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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2016, 12:06:33 PM »
The image from the article is a stock photo. I think this is her:


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Eh, I've done worse.


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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2016, 12:26:42 PM »
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There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.”

Most excellent.  I believe it's now time to implement Phase II, which is to squelch their compulsion for oxygen

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2016, 12:29:00 PM »
Trump's election is also causing women to drastically change their hairstyles as a way of coping.

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The Post-Trump Haircut
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For the past 20 years, Julianna Evans, the director of marketing for the Lumberyard, a contemporary performing-arts company based in New York City, has had the same flowing brown locks. Her stylist in her hometown of Washington, D.C., has been trimming her hair every 12 months for as long as she can remember, and always colors it the same medium-brown shade. Then came the November 8 election upset, and Evans fell into a downward spiral. “I cried for three days,” the Atlanta native, 45, recalls. “I felt like it was the worst thing, politically, that ever happened in my lifetime. It was catastrophic.” By Friday she noticed grays growing in, so she put on her big-girl panties and dragged herself to the drugstore. “Literally without thinking, I grabbed the Natural Black box by Garnier,” she says. “I was like, f** it! The election deadened my soul. I think I wanted to do something defiant to feel stronger.”

That sense of malaise is spreading across D.C. As women stare up at that glass ceiling still hanging over them and contend with a *****-grabbing kleptocrat moving into the nearby White House, they are collectively — however subconsciously — making their own statements of rebellion by challenging traditional notions of beauty. Just ask any hairstylist in the Beltway.
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2016, 12:38:30 PM »
Eh, I've done worse.  So have I, in my youth . . .


But, I told them my name was Frank Solich and was outta there before sunrise.  Leave a S/K 18" adjustable wrench behind, did we? :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2016, 01:07:44 PM »
Wow, if you had told me a leftist had used the words "Trump","election", and "stole" in the same sentence, I never would have predicted this.

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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2016, 02:29:30 PM »
A quick reminder for anyone thinking about going there, make sure your up to date on your cooties vaccinations!
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Re: Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2016, 02:54:35 PM »
 She should give me a call....I'll hook her up with one of the Hairy Legged Earth Mamas that infest my area. She'd likely be happier in a carpet-cleaning type relationship anyways...
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