http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x46960Oh my.
housewolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 02:59 AM
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99 Cent ear of corn
Holy cow!!! In the supermarket yesterday, they had a big bin of nice-looking ears of corn, non-organic. Sign on the bin read "$.99" Not 2 or 3 for $.99, but $.99 a piece.
Shocked me right out of buying any, gotta say. This was a Kroger-family non-gourmet supermarket,
The domestic wolf primitive must live in a blue state.
Two days ago, while driving around, I noticed corn at 12 for $2 in most farmers' roadside markets.
And by this time next week, I bet it's down to 12 for $1.
In the supermarkets, it seems to be about 12 for $3.
grasswire (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 03:12 AM
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1. Geez!
At my local Kroger, it's eight ears for $2.
Tab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 08:23 AM
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2. We're running 3 for 0.99 - at least they're not artichokes
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia.
He goes up to one of the guys and says, "I want to join the Mafia."
The guy answers, "You ever kill any one for money?"
Artie answers, "No."
The guy says, "Well, you either got to be born into the mafia, or you gotta kill somebody for money."
So Artie says, "How much will you pay me?"
The guy says, "I'm not gonna pay you."
Artie says, "C'mon, just pay me a dollar so I can get in."
The guy says, "Okay, I'll tell you what. You kill somebody, tell me about it, and if I see it in the morning paper, I'll pay you a dollar."
Artie says, "Oh thank you, thank you!" and heads off on his mission. He goes to Ralphs Supermarket, sees an old lady pushing a cart, and decides that she's lived a full life, goes up to her, grabs her round the neck and chokes her to death.
The bag boy sees him, and chases after him. Artie realizes that he can't out run the bag boy, turns around, grabs the bag boy by the neck and chokes him to death.
In the morning paper the headlines read, "ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT RALPHS!"
Husb2Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 09:42 AM
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3. I'm embarrassed and angry to say we paid $1.29 for a single lemon.
One Lemon ............
A dollar and twenty nine cents.
Yeah, right, as if the real-estate magnate the sparkling husband primitive hasn't raised his rents to reflect the higher cost of living, too. One suspects the price increase of the sparkling husband primitive's rents exceeds the price increase of lemons, which are out of season anyway.
Crisco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 04:04 PM
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6. That Hurts
I've resorted to buying bottled lemon juice because of the cost
Crisco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:44 PM
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8. H2S - Head's Up
Whole Foods (in TN) has Cali lemons - lotsa rind - at .50 a pop right now. I snagged 3, even though I don't have anything I need them for in the next week - I'll make me need something.
Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 11:00 AM
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4. 50 cents an ear for bi-color corn...
at the Greenmarket. I think, in the past, it's been 3 or four ears for a dollar. They're good, though.
Crisco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 04:03 PM
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5. It's About .45 at the Produce Stands
I don't even glance at supermarket corn anymore, so can't tell ya.
But for .99, I hope it butters itself.
sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-20-08 05:00 PM
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7. I'm paying $4.00 for 5 ears
I used hippywife's perfect corn picking strategy - so at least it was delicious corn.
Hmmm.
franksolich is going to have to look around for the hippowife's bonfire on this; other than her nonsensical ideas about politics, the hippowife primitive usually has some pretty good ideas.
bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:59 PM
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9. I saw $4 for a dozen today
Ah, gotta love farm stands.