primitives discuss Methuselah continuing to fight

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512159152

Oh my.

iandhr (6,423 posts)    Wed Jun 8, 2016, 02:50 PM

SANDERS VOWS TO KEEP FIGHTING FOR NOMINATION EVEN IF HILLARY IS ELECTED PRESIDENT
 
SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Upping the ante in his quest for the White House, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders vowed on Tuesday night to continue battling for the Democratic Presidential nomination even if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States.

“If, on November 8th of this year, Hillary Clinton is elected President, we will have only begun to fight,” Sanders told a packed rally in San Francisco.

Sanders acknowledged that continuing to fight for the nomination after Clinton is elected President would represent a “steep challenge,” but added, “When we started this race we were only at three per cent in the polls. Anything is possible.”

Any hopes that Sanders would soon abandon his Presidential run in the interest of Democratic Party unity were dashed in his defiant closing remarks. “Just because someone stands up there on Inauguration Day with her hand in the air and is sworn in as President, that does not mean it is over,” he said, to a standing ovation.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/sanders-vows-to-keep-fighting-for-nomination-even-if-hillary-is-elected-president

tonyt53 (1,408 posts)    Wed Jun 8, 2016, 02:53 PM

1. When the new Merriam-Webster dictionary comes out, under sore loser will be a photo of Bernie.
 
His utter lack of class last night during that speech, and that of his supporters, is a prime example why Bernie will become ignored. Sore loser.

Gothmog (30,000 posts)    Wed Jun 8, 2016, 03:39 PM

9. I love good satire

[Delmar]

Gothmog (30,000 posts)    Wed Jun 8, 2016, 03:39 PM

9. I love good satire

I love good satire too, but you're not going to be getting any good satire from the unfunny Andy Horowitz.

Andy Borowitz makes dad jokes for self-satisfied liberals. If you think Sarah Palin is stupid and Mitt Romney is rich, Andy Borowitz has some jokes that will decidedly not challenge a single one of your prior assumptions!


Here’s the patented Andy Borowitz Joke-Generation Formula: Step 1: Take the single most obvious and most commonly remarked-upon trait of a public figure. Step 2: Lightly tweak figure for said trait. Take, for example, this vintage Borowitz Report laffer from 2004: “Flip-flopping may have injured Kerry’s shoulder.” Haha, get it? Oh, sometimes there is a Step 3: Mash up the news figure story with a popular culture reference, for added hilarity. Like, what if Saddam Hussein had a brother named Jermaine who defended him on “The Larry King Show”??

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/16/andy_borowitz_not_funny/

It doesn't surprise me that the dull-witted primitives think that he's funny.

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Gothmog

9. I love good satire

That's the extend of 300+ lbs Kyles's ability to post, especially when he has 2 boxes of a dozen donuts on his desk whispering his name.

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[Ralph Wiggum]

Sore loser?  I think Al Gore & Joe Lieberman have that title for the ages.

[98ZJUSMC]

Calling them "dull witted", is being exceedingly kind.

Sore loser?  I think Al Gore & Joe Lieberman have that title for the ages.

Lock, stock and barrel.