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Offline Karin

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Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« on: April 07, 2016, 01:49:29 PM »
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Remove one letter from a movie title. What's the new plot?
   
Examples:

Animal Hose: Dalmatians take over a firehouse during a strike.

Forest Gump: A lumberjack scores the winning touchdown for Oregon, goes to MLK's March on Washington, and finally settles down with his buddy in a quiet coastal town.

The Commitment: An Irish soul musician has a breakdown and spends some time in a padded cell.
 

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2. Godfellas...
 
A gang of priest who shake down neighborhoods

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4. Tar Wars
 
republicans compete for their party's nomination.

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5. One With the Wind
 
Documentary about a fledgling glider pilot.

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6. The Bi Lebowski
 
Two bisexual bowling buddies with six pack abs get hired by an adult film producer to make adult spoofs of popular films. 

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8. Tar Wars: Road resurfacing crews form rival gangs

The Silence of the Labs: Dogs stop barking for no apparent reason

The Ion King: The life and adventures of an electrical engineer

Das Bot: German software developers come up with a new and terrifying internet application

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind: A man's memory of using marijuana has been erased

Cool Hand Uke: A prison camp inmate earns the other prisoners' admiration with his brilliant ukelele playing

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11. The Lizard of Oz

Dr Oz trains his lizard to follow yellow bricks down a road to a colorful new swamp where Vegans gather.


What?

Oh my God, I can't take it anymore.  I'm sorry I'm even subjecting you to this.  There's more at the link but I just can't do it anymore. 
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2016, 02:24:20 PM »
They're trying to be funny.  It's so painful to read.
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2016, 03:04:18 PM »
The self proclaimed smartest among us...


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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2016, 03:04:57 PM »
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5. One With the Wind
Fauxahontas cracks a bodacious fart?
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2016, 04:41:59 PM »
Apollo 3 - The command module crew sits around a bar drinking and chatting while waiting for the successful commission, construction, and completion of the Apollo 2 mission.

Beauty and the Beat - Self Explanatory

Three Day of the Condo - A condominium owner experiences difficulties while upgrading one of the units.

Shake the Clown - A clown appears to be very happy, but deep down inside he's really sad. Also he has severe diarrhea.

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OK, I'm no better.

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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2016, 05:02:48 PM »
Just guessing but I bet the DUmmies stole half of those.

Even the idea was copied from the old DU.

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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2016, 05:47:06 PM »


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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2016, 08:36:20 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on April 07, 2016, 04:41:59 PM
Apollo 3 - The command module crew sits around a bar drinking and chatting while waiting for the successful commission, construction, and completion of the Apollo 2 mission.

Beauty and the Beat - Self Explanatory

Three Day of the Condo - A condominium owner experiences difficulties while upgrading one of the units.

Shake the Clown - A clown appears to be very happy, but deep down inside he's really sad. Also he has severe diarrhea.

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OK, I'm no better.

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Me neither:

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Minority Repor -- a black guy in a white bar tries to get a refill
On Olden Pond -- people in a retirement home all take leaks in the nearby water source
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2016, 09:09:11 PM »
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Minority Repor -- a black guy in a white bar tries to get a refill

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Minority Repor -- a black guy loses a large sum of money just as quickly as he came into it
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2016, 09:47:47 PM »
 :thatsright:

About halfway through the OP and that was all the intestines could handle.
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2016, 11:26:10 PM »
Shat - an incontinent black detective who still gets all the chicks.

Atman - an unemployed primitive imagines he is  a masked vigilante meting out punishment on  Republlicans.
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2016, 06:49:16 AM »
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    11. The Lizard of Oz

    Dr Oz trains his lizard to follow yellow bricks down a road to a colorful new swamp where Vegans gather.

DUmmie confused remove one letter with change one letter.  :whatever:

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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2016, 07:46:16 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 08, 2016, 06:49:16 AM
DUmmie confused remove one letter with change one letter.  :whatever:

mso trans-lettered the title. Why are you so Trans-Letter-Phobic?
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2016, 07:58:39 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 08, 2016, 07:46:16 AM
mso trans-lettered the title. Why are you so Trans-Letter-Phobic?
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2016, 08:14:00 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 08, 2016, 07:58:39 AM
Trans-letterism is an affront to God.

Are you saying it's an Obamanation? :rimshot:
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2016, 07:21:05 PM »
So lame!  :mental:
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2016, 07:55:13 PM »
D-Men. Mutants united by an appreciation of well endowed women

Aws. Baby animals looks so cute before they are eaten by sharks

The Lit Mermaid. Ariel gives up on the human world and discovers a love of smoking sea weed.

Siderman. swinging from tree to tree in Uncle Ben's orchard, Peter Parker loves to juice apples.

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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2016, 08:24:22 PM »
Tar Wars - a fight between the union thugs employed by two competing paving contractors.

Lassie Come Ome - Yoga and meditation for collies.

Murder on the Ile - A crime on DU creates a food-fight between those who newly believe in the death penalty and those who do not; nads reports it all, all incomprehensibly but using the good rig.
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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2016, 06:16:25 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 08, 2016, 08:24:22 PM
Tar Wars - a fight between the union thugs employed by two competing paving contractors.

Lassie Come Ome - Yoga and meditation for collies.

Murder on the Ile - A crime on DU creates a food-fight between those who newly believe in the death penalty and those who do not; nads reports it all, all incomprehensibly but using the good rig.
Tar wars - rioting between Sharpton and Jackson supporters

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Their attempt at humor will make you want to throat punch someone
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2016, 07:47:04 PM »
Jurassic Ark: A chronicle of one of man's earliest attempts to save endangered animals.

Or...

Jurassic Par: A man enters a dense jungle insearch of his lost golf ball...
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