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Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.


He was just on with the Toad and, as Toady tried to throw him, Jeff dodged. But not only did he dodge, he responded by saying the very things I wanted him to say: It's not about whether we can do big things, it's about vision and it's about a movement. It's about what America wants versus what we have now, or would have if we go with Hillary.

I like this guy. He says what I'm thinking and he fights back.

EWWWW.

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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2016, 05:53:41 PM »
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Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.

Translation: "I'm a fag."
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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2016, 06:06:11 PM »
Translation: "I'm a fag."

I had to google images of this clown to see what it is about him, that would turn on a primitive male.

At first, I got a whole lot of images of a baseball player, but intuition told me that wasn't the one.

Finally, nestled amid all these other images of a wrinkled up senile old fart, there's this older bald guy with eyeglasses who looks like a Nazi.  Has an absolutely totalitarian look to his face.  Apparently that's him.
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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2016, 06:07:31 PM »
I had to google images of this clown to see what it is about him, that would turn on a primitive male.

At first, I got a whole lot of images of a baseball player, but intuition told me that wasn't the one.

Finally, nestled amid all these other images of a wrinkled up senile old fart, there's this older bald guy with eyeglasses who looks like a Nazi.  Has an absolutely totalitarian look to his face.  Apparently that's him.

The DUmmy is in love with a wrinkly old Nazi?

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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2016, 06:13:20 PM »
The DUmmy is in love with a wrinkly old Nazi?

No, Jeff Weaver isn't wrinkly; he's old and bald and has a genocidal expression about his face, but no wrinkles; that's Methuselah, who's among the google images because this clown's his campaign manager.  Methuselah, as you already know, is wrinkly.
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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2016, 07:11:28 PM »
No, Jeff Weaver isn't wrinkly; he's old and bald and has a genocidal expression about his face, but no wrinkles; that's Methuselah, who's among the google images because this clown's his campaign manager.  Methuselah, as you already know, is wrinkly.

I had no clue who this fool, Jeff Weaver, is... and now that I read your description Frank, I am glad I have no clue.

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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2016, 08:19:12 PM »
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Re: Dang y'all, I just have to say... I have a man crush on Jeff Weaver.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2016, 12:08:47 AM »
A retired Richard Dreyfus impersonator?

Do all old guys from Vermont look like him and Methuselah?

I've been to Vermont before--a whole autumn afternoon--but people are so mixed up there it was difficult to tell the difference between, Vermontese and, for example, New Yorkists.

You've got crazy Ben and Jerry, this guy, Methuselah, Patrick Leahy, &c., &c., &c., and they all look pretty generic.  They don't make them like George Aiken any more.
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