ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE Top Ten DUmmies

[franksolich]

There's been a delay--obviously--in the releasement of the awards for the top DUmmies of 2015.

I have no idea, as I didn't write the awards this year, but it's reasonable to expect that they'll show up sometime; at the very least, they'll be listed in the DUmping Ground

"top DUmmies 2005-2015"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=66225.0

but I don't want to list them there until I know for a certainty what's going on.

The head researcher for this year's awards, who a long time ago was the founder of, and the brains behind, the long-gone scamdy.com web-site, was grievously injured in an automobile accident on Christmas Day out in Oregon, along with her son and the passenger in the other vehicle. 

The driver of the other vehicle walked away, and the cops out there are looking for an older lady wearing four or five overcoats, a Viking headdress, and with ice-cubes inside her brassiere, pulling a child's little red wagon behind her loaded with garage sale junk and home-made pies, and ceaselessly mumbling to herself, "freepers killed Andy, freepers killed Andy....."

So please sit back, relax, and be patient.  I still have to give out the franksolich for 2015, for the top primitive overlooked in this past year's voting, and I will get around to it.  But I suppose since it's my award, it'll be okay to reveal it's my good pal Manny, the Manny Goldstein primitive, who mysteriously didn't even break the top twenty.  I hope this redresses that oversight.

[tanstaafl]

Thanks for the update, franksolich. I will continue to await, with bated breath, the release of the annual awards. A ritual I enjoy immensely.

[delilahmused]

Yes, thanks for your patience. It's not that bad. Cracked rib, sprained wrist. Have to type with one hand but working on it today.

Cindie

[thundley4]

Yes, thanks for your patience. It's not that bad. Cracked rib, sprained wrist. Have to type with one hand but working on it today.

Cindie

Hope you heal quickly.

[BattleHymn]

Yes, thanks for your patience. It's not that bad. Cracked rib, sprained wrist. Have to type with one hand but working on it today.

That's enough to make a disability claim, according to the DUmp.

[franksolich]

Yes, thanks for your patience. It's not that bad. Cracked rib, sprained wrist. Have to type with one hand but working on it today.

You know, heart of my heart, I didn't mean to infer that Judy grasswire had been the driver--the one who walked away unscathed--of the other vehicle; her guardians took her license away a long time ago, when she started getting addled.

I meant on the other hand to explicitly state that this was however a Judy grasswire operation, planned and directed by she herself.

How do I know that?

It's rather odd--excepting that when one considers Judy grasswire has watched franksolich like a never-sleeping hawk for ten years now--how similar this incident was, with one that I'd planned myself several years ago.

That was when I set up things so that the defrocked warped primitive's car would be wrecked, and one hoped she put out of her misery.

<<<planned and directed the whole thing from a distance.

However, the person misunderstood my directions, and instead of colliding with "Warpy" in northern New Mexico, collided instead with the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the "Trouble In Winter" primitive, in northern Arizona.

Mistaken identity, because they were both hefty and ugly.

Please notice the "were"--the primitive woman bothered by cold weather sprung loose of this mortal coil during that "accident."  So it was at least a partial success, as while the unintended victim wasn't nearly as bad as Ms. Hindenberg, she was still pretty vile and hate-filled.

[I_B_Perky]

Yes, thanks for your patience. It's not that bad. Cracked rib, sprained wrist. Have to type with one hand but working on it today.

Cindie

Glad you are OK!  Get well soon, Delila!

[obumazombie]

Yes, get well soon.
Any delay has the added advantage of driving lurking DUmmies crazy in wait.
Libs by their very nature are undisciplined an completely impatient.

[Karin]

Cindie, how awful and scary.  Hope you heal quickly! 

[Dblhaul]

Get well Cindi!.  The dummies will have to wait to find out which of their own is the DUmbest!