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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« on: December 29, 2015, 09:39:00 AM »
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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be


one sentence - for all my mistakes thankfully I have no ex-wives and therefore never had to pay off one for her silence re my indiscretions.

Dump that ****ing chump Trump.

How brilliant.  :mental:

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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2015, 09:46:27 AM »
And Trump would respond with just two words:

blue dress

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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2015, 09:46:36 AM »
DUmmie does not realize that says more about Hillary than about Trump.
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2015, 10:27:42 AM »
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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be


one sentence - for all my mistakes thankfully I have no ex-wives and therefore never had to pay off one for her silence re my indiscretions.

Dump that ****ing chump Trump.

On the other hand, it seems like Bill's indiscretions can't be silenced.
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2015, 10:30:43 AM »
Didn't Slick Willie pay Paula Jones off eventually?  Is Slick Willie still a lawyer?

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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2015, 11:17:21 AM »
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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be


one sentence - for all my mistakes thankfully I have no ex-wives and therefore never had to pay off one for her silence re my indiscretions.

Got two words for you, island trash:



Paula Jones.

Now, shut the **** up and pretend you have something better to do with your life.
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2015, 12:08:58 PM »

     And if I were BannedFromDU, my response to malaise would be "STFU and mind the affairs in your own greasy, sofrito-stinking country, you nappy-headed sheboon scumbag collectivist sack of shit."

     As luck would have it, I AM BannedFromDU, so...malaise, STFU and mind the affairs in your own greasy, sofrito-stinking country, you nappy-headed sheboon scumbag collectivist sack of shit.
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2015, 12:25:39 PM »
And Trump would respond with just two words:

blue dress

Or just one word, "humidor".
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2015, 01:19:31 PM »
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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be


one sentence - for all my mistakes thankfully I have no ex-wives and therefore never had to pay off one for her silence re my indiscretions.

Never bring 'the fornicator' to a trump fight.

I don't think you've thought this through at all.


Just sayin.

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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2015, 04:46:26 PM »
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Response to malaise (Original post)Tue Dec 29, 2015, 09:51 AM
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2. Clinton would do well to stay above responding to the sleaze.

Let Trump stand out as being the uncouth pile of crap that he is. Bill Clinton is - in many ways - a class act. The contrast will serve the Dems well.
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Response to Chemisse (Reply #2)Tue Dec 29, 2015, 03:09 PM
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12. "When you wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty. And the pig enjoys it."

Hillary is very good at taking the high road, and I hope she says as little as humanly possible about the swine that is Trump.

"Trump is the GOP's problem," said with a laugh, might do it.

Bill Clinton is a class act and Hillary is very good at taking the high road and if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2015, 04:53:59 PM »
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If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be


one sentence - for all my mistakes thankfully I have no ex-wives and therefore never had to pay off one for her silence re my indiscretions.

Nope -- bj's are all public and he just gets cover from the media and the feminazis, who permanently proved they don't care about women's rights and can never claim that again.

As for Trump -- got proof of indiscretions?  Didn't think so, you libeling liar.
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Re: If I were Bill Clinton my response to Trump would be. malaise...
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2015, 05:00:29 PM »
Did Trump or any other GOP contender ever tell a woman to "put some ice on that"?
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