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I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« on: November 05, 2015, 10:03:07 AM »
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=105039.0

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I like the :bouncy:'s where the DUmmie is waiting in a checkout line and strikes up a conversation with the person in front of them, only to find out, to their horror, they're a conservative who backs (Trump, Cruz, Carson, etc. - pick one) and who loudly calls them out and tells them how wrong they are for not backing (Cankles, Bernista, M'OM - pick one), and the conservative says they never considered that, but are willing to take a good look at the dem candidates. They then walk away convinced they've changed the mind of a conservative.

THAT kind of :bouncy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251767937

I said in another thread I like the grocery store :bouncy:'s. Here's one......

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I went to the grocery store today. A Clinton Sanders divergence.
I blurted out "you have to be shitting me" for 3.98 each for tomatoes. A nice lady I didn't know (know her now) was there and I apologized for the ugly language. We started discussing the economy.

Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.

I'm not exactly certain how we got on the topic of voting for Clinton, but the white cashier and the AA standing right by me both said they can't stand her.

I brought up Sanders. "I've heard about him, isn't he the one that is not launching negative campaigns"? I had three different people discussing how much better it would be to elect Sanders. The lady that had a book in front of me stopped and listed places where you could register to vote.

I do more every damn day without getting paid for it to get Bernie Sanders elected than a SuperPAC ever could. So can everybody else. Our daily lives - that is what he wants to improve.

To be honest, I'd be depressed as hell if Hillary Clinton was my candidate, strictly because of the maudlin air that they can't win unless they go into the gutter.

I am *PROUD* of Bernie Sanders.

Cool story, bro!
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Here is one.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2015, 10:07:59 AM »
You know, the raccoon-bitten Aerows primitive lives way down there in deepest Mississippi.

I really doubt she'll find anyone sympathetic to Methuselah down there.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2015, 10:29:12 AM »
The "bouncies" are one of may favorite reads from DU, always have been even before I knew what they were called.  I think we are missing a great opportunity here.  We should save all of them and publish them, might have to change them slightly to get around copyright laws.  We could include little tidbits about the author of each.  I think the book would be a best seller!
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2015, 10:29:33 AM »
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Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.

DUmmie has to throw the token black person in there to get the message out that blacks can "Feel the Bern", too. :rotf:
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2015, 10:36:32 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 05, 2015, 10:29:33 AM
DUmmie has to throw the token black person in there to get the message out that blacks can "Feel the Bern", too. :rotf:

As always, it's about race with the DUmmies (some of the most racist people on earth). He/She/It could have just said a woman and her child were behind her.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2015, 10:48:30 AM »
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Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.
As opposed to some other kind of African American? :shrug:
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2015, 10:51:24 AM »
A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:

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88. I had a friend drop in yesterday.

I don't know this person well.

He is the son of the lady I bought my home from.

I stay in touch with both of them.

They have attended cookouts and met my family.

I see them maybe once every other year.

He noticed my Bernie sticker, on top of my tv, leaning up against my DirecTV box.

He picked it up and looked at it.

He looked at me and said, "I am a Republican, but I like Bernie".

My 2 cents.

Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.
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Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2015, 11:10:42 AM »
Dummies are the only people who encounter Republicans who are shifting to Democrats or liberals.

Every Republican and conservative I know has become even more conservative over the last seven years. 

My one brother, who wasn't even really politically motivated, is so far right now it's amusing.    Yet Dummies will claim that conservatives are supporting Bernie or Hillary.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2015, 11:21:03 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 10:51:24 AM
A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:

Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.
I like the product placement in that one but I would add in Pepsi or Nestea and Fritos or Mrs Howes Potato Chips.  You know, dress it up a little more.  Why stop with just a plug for DirectTV? Unless it's some sort of metaphor.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2015, 02:11:43 PM »
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He picked it up and looked at it.

He looked at me and said, "I am a Republican, but I like Bernie".

My 2 cents.


If it's urban and the little douche is under thirty, I can believe it.


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Dummies are the only people who encounter Republicans who are shifting to Democrats or liberals.

Every Republican and conservative I know has become even more conservative over the last seven years. 

My one brother, who wasn't even really politically motivated, is so far right now it's amusing.    Yet Dummies will claim that conservatives are supporting Bernie or Hillary.

Not where I live either, but in the urban swamps, I can believe it.  I've met very few, but then I really don't associate much less talk politics with, urban dwellers.  Yes, the Conservative element is much harder now.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2015, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2015, 02:11:43 PM

If it's urban and the little douche is under thirty, I can believe it.


Not where I live either, but in the urban swamps, I can believe it.  I've met very few, but then I really don't associate much less talk politics with, urban dwellers.  Yes, the Conservative element is much harder now.

Even my moderate to slightly liberals friends from college are now much more conservative.

My college roommate is full on board with Trump and I don't think he's voted in any election. 
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2015, 02:38:47 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on November 05, 2015, 02:34:49 PM
Even my moderate to slightly liberals friends from college are now much more conservative.

My college roommate is full on board with Trump and I don't think he's voted in any election.

If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2015, 03:09:58 PM »
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23. How is your raccoon bite healing?
 
I was worried about you there for a while. Hope you're doing better.

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25. Wow, nice.
 

I guess I'm rabid.

To answer you, I'm doing fantastic. It was a rough couple of months, I had shots injected directly into the bite wound, but you can hardly see it, now.

I would hope that you and yours never endure anything of that sort.

But hey, use any ammunition you can to see if it hits a target? 

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27. Not everything is an attack.
 
I'm glad you're feeling better.

We're on each others team.



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29. I suspect that any team you and I would ever be on would be ... difficult in the ability to produce the desired goals of the team.

A fun little exchange between the old b and another primitive about halfway down the thread.  It is so funny to watch these idiots eat their own.  I guess they haven't learned from previous purges.  I wonder how far rabid-woman is allowed to push the BS before it gets the ban hammer?
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2015, 04:09:18 PM »
I like PGR's threads and posts.
But I must admit, I like them better when PGR added the patented PGR sig line...


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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 10:51:24 AM
A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:

Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.

Or another possibility comes to mind. He likes Bernie because he thinks the GOP candidate will smoked his ass in the Presidential election.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2015, 06:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 02:38:47 PM
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2015, 06:23:50 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on November 05, 2015, 10:29:12 AM
The "bouncies" are one of may favorite reads from DU, always have been even before I knew what they were called.  I think we are missing a great opportunity here.  We should save all of them and publish them, might have to change them slightly to get around copyright laws.  We could include little tidbits about the author of each.  I think the book would be a best seller!

Oh so you missed the original bouncies?  A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot!  Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com  Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.

The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2015, 07:22:29 PM »
These newer bouncies read like a script to a colonial pen commercial.  just as contrived as well.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2015, 05:17:04 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 05, 2015, 06:23:50 PM
Oh so you missed the original bouncies?  A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot!  Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com  Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.

The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
Sorry I missed that, I'm late to the party.  Before I knew this place existed (found out about it from DU of all places) I would troll DU, after a while it was getting dull with the exception of the bouncies, would read every one of them!
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2015, 09:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 02:38:47 PM
If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.

I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.

Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2015, 09:26:04 AM »
Also, even in blue NJ, no Republican likes Bernie Sanders. She is certifiably insane -- damn rabies!
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2015, 10:13:09 AM »
Quote from: njpines on November 06, 2015, 09:17:46 AM
I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.

Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery
I had the honor of voting for Reagan in 84 also, my first vote!
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2015, 10:41:48 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 02:38:47 PM
If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
Guess I've been a proud heartless conservative my whole life.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2015, 10:46:05 AM »
Remember this one when the exit polls are wrong and we cheated again.  :rotf:

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178. It boggles my mind

how there can be such high poll numbers of Hillary Clinton winning with so little enthusiasm among the people day to day.

You honestly can't trust the polls anymore, and I'd say that if Bernie was winning them, too.

Our press has become too compromised to trust.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2015, 11:19:51 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on November 06, 2015, 10:41:48 AM
Guess I've been a proud heartless conservative my whole life.  :cheersmate:
Greedy Bastard!  :hyper:
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