I still think faux-nak should be banned as a bore.
The fauxny primitive is operating with a handicap.
OK, two handicaps.
All right, all right. Three handicaps.
The one I'm talking about is this: the fauxny primitive's compulsive misuse of a milking machine clearly affects his ability to write interesting, engaging posts.
I have no doubt he's currently sitting in his mother's basement, naked, shaking, sweating, trying to share post-coital cigarettes with Molly Milker, and cursing when the cigarettes gets sucked up the tube.