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primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« on: September 28, 2015, 06:18:08 PM »
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Mon Sep 28, 2015, 05:06 PM
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so remember my homemade yardsigns? UPDATED with photos

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I finally put them up today.

annnd I just got my first honk.

plenty of people are looking, and that's what matters most. 

[two pictures of a Bernie sign]

UPDATE: and they're down!

it started to rain.

total honks today: 1

total highly enthusiastic bicyclist waving at me after staring at the signs: 1

total people that passed the sign and stared at it: priceless

I'll put them up again some nicer, sunnier day.

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Mon Sep 28, 2015, 05:20 PM
Star Member darkangel218 (11,634 posts)
1. I am interested in making my own signs too

Although traffic here is not that great. But I would like to put a few signs anyway, even if I am only getting the neighbours attention.
Do you have a photo of the signs, or how you designed them?
Thanks in advance!

dorkangel has probably done enough already to get the neighbor's attention. 


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Mon Sep 28, 2015, 06:37 PM
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4. One honk at a time, retrowire

Nice signs that will get attention. Off topic: how I envy your GREEN grass. Drought here makes it pretty difficult to cultivate such a lush lawn.

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6. its called not mowing it

and being extremely lazy.  lolol

sorry about your drought though!

Well, that's a surprise. 
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbyers of their mental condition
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2015, 06:21:01 PM »
If I put any republican candidate sign in my side yard, they would be stolen or destroyed pretty quickly, I bet. 




I live next to a union hall.  :rofl:

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2015, 06:44:35 PM »
This must be part of the Bernie bullies' plan to distract from the mysterious, perhaps fatal, disappearance of the bravenak primitive; to make the other primitives forget she'd even existed.
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2015, 06:46:24 PM »
The despondency is going to be EPIC once "The Bern" steps out.

I bet that yard is representative of how unkept the subject primitives house and appearance are

Hey retro - I think the sign(s) look like s**t.  :bird:
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2015, 06:48:09 PM »
This must be part of the Bernie bullies' plan to distract from the mysterious, perhaps fatal, disappearance of the bravenak primitive; to make the other primitives forget she'd even existed.

I heard that a mysterious figure figure carrying a wrench was seen in her neighborhood.  It's an unconfirmed rumor, though.

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2015, 06:55:49 PM »
I heard that a mysterious figure figure carrying a wrench was seen in her neighborhood.  It's an unconfirmed rumor, though.

I notice that Lamond's been discreet and mostly invisible the past week.

He's probably slinking in the shadows, hoping the other primitives'll forget his promise to find the identify of the Bernie bully who threatened bravenak, and who by now has possibly wreaked great harm upon her.

Just another of many reasons for Lamond to be ashamed of himself, I guess.
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2015, 07:08:33 PM »
I notice that Lamond's been discreet and mostly invisible the past week.

He's probably slinking in the shadows, hoping the other primitives'll forget his promise to find the identify of the Bernie bully who threatened bravenak, and who by now has possibly wreaked great harm upon her.

Just another of many reasons for Lamond to be ashamed of himself, I guess.

Dorkio and crazy hair brave showed up at the Shillary site,no mention of the infamous letter.
It was an obvious scam.

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2015, 07:23:49 PM »
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UPDATE: and they're down!

it started to rain.
If you had actually purchased a yard sign from the Sanders campaign, it might have held up better than posterboard and magic markers.
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2015, 07:38:36 PM »
I like the term "homemade".  For some simply distilling fermented grains at the right temp makes a precursor to something more sinister.  WTF knew?

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2015, 06:28:37 AM »
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Probably during craft time at the local mental asylum.


"Feel the Bern" actually sounds like some untreatable medical condition, like a nasty rash in the tender stops of the body.   
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2015, 06:48:15 AM »
Dorkio and crazy hair brave showed up at the Shillary site,no mention of the infamous letter.
It was an obvious scam.

Whoa, whoa, with all due respect esteemed sir, remember this is the primitives we're talking about; the masters of fraud and deceit.

I don't believe for a minute that a "bravenak" on some other message board is the real thing, from Skins's island.  Anybody can create "bravenak" anywhere on the internet, excepting on Skins's island, where the screen-name's exclusively owned by the original creator.

I could create "bravenak" here on conservativecave, and it'd be stupid for others to accept me at face value.  Ditto for this bravenak on that other message board.

For all we know, Lamond could've created it, although I doubt Lamond's bright enough to figure out what to do with it, after he's created it.  Probably more likely a Bernie bully created it, so as to give the impression bravenak still lives.
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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2015, 07:50:05 AM »
Whoa, whoa, with all due respect esteemed sir, remember this is the primitives we're talking about; the masters of fraud and deceit.

I don't believe for a minute that a "bravenak" on some other message board is the real thing, from Skins's island.  Anybody can create "bravenak" anywhere on the internet, excepting on Skins's island, where the screen-name's exclusively owned by the original creator.

I could create "bravenak" here on conservativecave, and it'd be stupid for others to accept me at face value.  Ditto for this bravenak on that other message board.

For all we know, Lamond could've created it, although I doubt Lamond's bright enough to figure out what to do with it, after he's created it.  Probably more likely a Bernie bully created it, so as to give the impression bravenak still lives.

I just visited the shillary site and the poor little snowflakes have locked down the "pub".

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so remember my homemade yardsigns? UPDATED with photos
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2015, 09:40:12 AM »
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so remember my homemade yardsigns? UPDATED with photos



I finally put them up today.

annnd I just got my first honk.

plenty of people are looking, and that's what matters most.



UPDATE: and they're down!

it started to rain.

total honks today: 1

total highly enthusiastic bicyclist waving at me after staring at the signs: 1

total people that passed the sign and stared at it: priceless

I'll put them up again some nicer, sunnier day.

Looks like an eye sore to me. Your neighborhood looks like its from a episode from cops

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2015, 09:45:10 AM »
Sorry about that coach.

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2015, 10:07:26 AM »
Where does this guy live? Madison WI?

You know, I hate to use the term "sheeple" but I was at an event in Madison the weekend before the Equinox and all of the hippies feeling the so-called "Bern" made me think it was appropriate for these morons.  They, most likely, know nothing at all about Bernie and could care less.  He is just the "as far left as you can go" brand right now and all these SHEEPLE care about is show how morally superior and leftist they are.

I'll be all of them Ovoted for Abaddon in 2008 without once reflecting on what "hope and change" might mean. Or what "the fundamental transformation of America" meant.

These people are the worst of the worst. The college-know-it-all hippies who never had to graduate.

If lemmings really did commit mass suicide, these people would be lemmings but as it is, they probably accuse others of being lemmings without ever having looked into the question of "Do lemmings really commit mass suicide? If so, how does their species continue?"

No, they just saw a clip of a Disney film, or someone else put the idea in their head, and they unthinkingly ran with it.

These ARE THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD (other than ISIS, or the like but then, ISIS thrives because these absolute mental dregs Ovote, so they are, in fact, worse than ISIS).
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2015, 12:43:28 PM »
Probably during craft time at the local mental asylum.


"Feel the Bern" actually sounds like some untreatable medical condition, like a nasty rash in the tender stops of the body.

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Re: primitive alerts neighbors and passerbys of their mental condition
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2015, 08:15:41 AM »
You could take a few minutes to clean up the weedy sidewalk, DUmmy.
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