Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-24-08 10:28 AM
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I have noticed a lot of people pushing cars and carrying gas cans while they are walking down the street. Anyone else notice this too?
Where I live, we Galt's Gulch-ians don't see much of this kind of stuff. Intelligent people kinda like to keep an eye on that little ol' gas gauge, especially when the needle falls below the 1/2 tank mark. My community, also being almost entirely populated with people who are also
INDUSTRIOUS as well as intelligent, somehow know without being told by Big Brother (or even Big Brotha, the Obamessiah) that when the needle falls below our own personal comfort level, we pull out MONEY - that stuff we create from the fruit of the sweat of our brows (a term a DUmpMonkey wouldn't be familiar with, I'm sure) - and pay hard-working gas station owners to draw from their supply of gasoline.
Now, where I work, on the outskirts of the People's Republic of Boulder, I see scores of DUmpMonkeys pedaling their toys around on major highways - with all of the risks associated with playing on a street filled with 2 ton vehicles moving at 65 mph - headed off to ??? (I almost said WORK, but I know that this is just one of many 4-letter words that are 'beneath' NeoComs residing in the Boulder branch Worker's Paradise; BATH and COMB being others in a long list of such words.)