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This is how trouble starts
« on: August 20, 2015, 09:55:12 AM »
My office has a small kitchen where we sell assorted snacks, sodas etc. People from other offices regularly purchase items from our kitchen.

There's a knock at the door to my suite and when I open the door a female Master Sergeant (not too hard on the eyes for her age) is standing there holding up a dollar.

She says (in a sultry voice, I might add), "I'm here for a DP."

"Okay," I replied, "but I think the other guy will want a dollar too."

Suddenly I got a Lieutenant Colonel all over me.
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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 09:59:01 AM »
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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2015, 10:15:23 AM »
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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2015, 10:37:33 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 20, 2015, 10:15:23 AM
True story. I swear to, Dog.

That just makes it better!

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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 10:47:54 AM »
I was driving down the road and the person in front of me came to a screeching halt. I slammed on my brakes but rear ended him.

I jumped out of my truck, he jumped out of his car. He runs up to me and I notice he's a dwarf. he looks at me and says, "I am not happy". I looked at him and said, "ok, which one are you?".
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 12:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on August 20, 2015, 10:47:54 AM
I was driving down the road and the person in front of me came to a screeching halt. I slammed on my brakes but rear ended him.

I jumped out of my truck, he jumped out of his car. He runs up to me and I notice he's a dwarf. he looks at me and says, "I am not happy". I looked at him and said, "ok, which one are you?".

I'm stealing this one!
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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2015, 03:12:24 PM »
My wife (now ex) was looking in the mirror one day. She said, "I'm old, fat and ugly". I looked at her. She said, "Well I could use a word of encouragement right now". I said, "ok, your eyesight is excellent".
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: This is how trouble starts
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2015, 09:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 12:22:04 PM
I'm stealing this one!

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The APB stated...Small medium at large.
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