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Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« on: August 12, 2015, 04:05:28 PM »
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Jimmy Carter has cancer
BREAKING: Former President Jimmy Carter reveals he has been diagnosed with cancer



https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/631563779990536192/photo/1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027070843

Some how I just knew it wasn't brain cancer.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 04:11:36 PM »
Is this where DUmmies wail and moan about Jimmy as if he were a member of the family?
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 04:12:24 PM »
Look on the bright side....he won't die the worst president ever.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 04:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 12, 2015, 04:11:36 PM
Is this where DUmmies wail and moan about Jimmy as if he were a member of the family?

When Torchie the Stripper Witch heard the news, she declared herself to be Jimmah's long lost daughter and heir.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2015, 04:20:52 PM »

    Gee, why aren't they chiming in with their usual, "At least he has good healthcare!" bullshit?

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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 04:37:25 PM »
Well, he's pretty old.  He's had a long life, and nothing lasts forever.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2015, 04:41:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 12, 2015, 04:37:25 PM
Well, he's pretty old.  He's had a long life, and nothing lasts forever.
DUmmie greed, envy, anger and stupidity will last for an eternity.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 04:57:44 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 12, 2015, 04:41:54 PM
DUmmie greed, envy, anger and stupidity will last for an eternity.

Well now, I'm just trying to remind the primitives to be of good cheer.

The guy's lived about ninety years now, which is longer than most people do, and so for that they should be grateful, rather than sad.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM »
Funny.

President Carter was a farmer, naval officer, nuclear engineer, State Senator, Governor, 39th President of the United States, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.

That's a wonderful contrast in how one should and should not spend their lives. Maybe you can take a moment and stop and think about it for a second. But most likely you won't.

Peace out, fools.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 05:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Chu[b]BB[/b]o on August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM

And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.


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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2015, 05:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Chuggo on August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM
Funny.

President Carter was a farmer, naval officer, nuclear engineer, State Senator, Governor, 39th President of the United States, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.

That's a wonderful contrast in how one should and should not spend their lives. Maybe you can take a moment and stop and think about it for a second. But most likely you won't.

Peace out, fools.


     I can understand why you identify with such a feckless, worthless, spineless, Jew-hating turd like Jimmy Carter. I will give you a choice: eat shit, or die.

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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2015, 05:36:17 PM »
If you can't say nothing nice... :-)
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2015, 05:51:31 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 12, 2015, 05:36:17 PM
If you can't say nothing nice... :-)

Yeah, I wondered if it was something I said.

You know me, sir; I'm the Pollyanna of conservativecave, the one always finding something good in every thing.  Here, we got a guy who's lived more than 90 years (I just checked it, after my last post), which is a good length of time.  He's dying having done a lot of things in life.  He's dying leaving a solid financial foundation for his wife and children; they won't lack for anything.

So the primitives mourning his imminent demise should rather be grateful that he got so much.

He got more from life than most do--and especially much more than those pre-born infants who were denied a place at the Banquet of Life. 
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2015, 06:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Chuggo on August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM
Funny.

President Carter was a farmer, naval officer, nuclear engineer, State Senator, Governor, 39th President of the United States, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.

That's a wonderful contrast in how one should and should not spend their lives. Maybe you can take a moment and stop and think about it for a second. But most likely you won't.

Peace out, fools.

Jimmuh was a fool,an idiot and an anti Semite.

Go **** yourself idiot.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2015, 06:10:27 PM »
Quote from: Chuggo on August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM
Funny.

President Carter was a farmer, naval officer, nuclear engineer, State Senator, Governor, 39th President of the United States, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.

That's a wonderful contrast in how one should and should not spend their lives. Maybe you can take a moment and stop and think about it for a second. But most likely you won't.

Peace out, fools.

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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2015, 06:24:07 PM »


Way down upon de Swanee Ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.
All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old plantation,
And for de old folks at home.

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I roam;
Oh, darkeys, how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home!
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2015, 07:13:45 PM »
Jimmah needs to get to Havana!  Fidel will see he gets the best care anywhere.   :naughty:
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2015, 07:46:16 PM »
Quote from: Chuggo on August 12, 2015, 05:02:46 PM
President Carter was a farmer, naval officer, nuclear engineer, State Senator, Governor, 39th President of the United States, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

You forgot to add Father of The Islamic State of Iran.

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And you clowns, on the other hand, are people who spend their days pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board on a daily basis.

Says the DUmmie who came here to scold because it is "pathetically obsessing about postings on an internet message board".   :lmao:

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That's a wonderful contrast in how one should and should not spend their lives.

Yeah?  Tell us all about yours.  Or is yours so pathetic that you have to claim part of a man's who made sure another democrat didn't see the Whitehouse for over a decade?

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Maybe you can take a moment and stop and think about it for a second. But most likely you won't.

Nobody gives a shit about your snark, DUmbass, especially not here.

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Peace out, fools.

Slither back behind $kinner's apron, cretin, you're just going to get humiliated here.
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2015, 07:49:07 PM »
 He wasn't a "nuclear engineer".
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2015, 08:10:55 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 12, 2015, 07:49:07 PM
He wasn't a "nuclear engineer".

No, he most certainly was not.

He was a very shitty president, but I don't expect the DUmmie to be honest enough to admit that.
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2015, 08:21:42 PM »
His legacy is double digit inflation and double digit unemployment (stagflation), allowing Americans to remain hostages to a hostile country for 444 days, and being the Commander and Chief while permitting the U.S. military to degrade to the point where they couldn't even pull off a rescue mission.

He stumbled into the presidency because he presented himself as the good ole country boy from Georgia who wasn't anything like those crooked politicians in DC. This was on the heels of Watergate where voters were especially wary of those things.

All in all I think he meant well (unlike Dear Leader), but just like Dear Leader the job was over his head. Thank goodness Reagan came along and got the economy back on track.

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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2015, 08:34:29 PM »
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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2015, 08:41:42 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 12, 2015, 08:34:29 PM
Just a quick note to you idiots from Skin's island (pardon the redundancy):

If you're going to sign up here and comment, at least have enough guts to sign up under the same user name you use there. Otherwise, don't bother.

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Re: Pope of the Proglodytes has cancer
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2015, 08:57:07 PM »
Well that's a terrible way to go, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone.  I hope that he enjoys the love of his family and friends in the time he has left.
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