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primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:56:15 PM »
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TexasBushwhacker (3,561 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 01:37 PM

Where are the freaking house flies coming from?
 
Garbage is taken out and litter boxes are cleaned daily. No science experiments in the fridge. Are they just slipping in when I open the door? Is there a non toxic way of getting rid of them, other than a fly swatter? 

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EarlG (14,340 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 01:52 PM

1. That happened to me once
 
The answer was a trapped rat that had somehow gotten through an old cracked pipe in the basement, became stuck in a crawl space and died. Is there a funky smell accompanying the flies by any chance?

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Kali (41,214 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 02:07 PM
^^^not to be confused with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, who's on temporary involuntary vacation

2. flies are one thing I will recomment sticky traps for
 
old style - kind of nasty to handle and deal with, but cheap

after which a picture of rolls of flypaper

I prefer these

after which a picture of something else 

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PADemD (3,524 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 02:16 PM

3. Non Toxic Spray
 
One tablespoon of Dawn dish washing liquid to one cup of water in a small spray bottle. One squirt will take down any flying insect and no odor.

We're getting them here in PA, too.
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2015, 06:06:06 PM »
Black flies matter.
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2015, 06:52:52 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2015, 06:06:06 PM
Black flies matter.

 :lol: :lol:

That was good, GB!!!  H5!
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2015, 08:29:00 PM »
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2015, 08:43:49 PM »
What's wrong with a flyswatter? Afraid things will get messy?

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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2015, 09:52:13 PM »
Yeah DUmbass, try bathing more than once a month and you'll have no problem with flies.
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2015, 04:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on June 28, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
Yeah DUmbass, try bathing more than once a month and you'll have no problem with flies.

Exactly.  H5.
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2015, 05:33:20 AM »
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TexasBushwhacker (3,561 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 01:37 PM

Where are the freaking house flies coming from?
DUH!  They're HOUSE FLIES!  They come FROM YOUR HOUSE!   :lmao:
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Garbage is taken out and litter boxes are cleaned daily. No science experiments in the fridge. Are they just slipping in when I open the door? Is there a non toxic way of getting rid of them, other than a fly swatter?
Taking the garbage out...WHERE?  Taking it out of the can and leaving it in the floor?   :lmao:


Quote from: Zathras on June 28, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
Yeah DUmbass, try bathing more than once a month and you'll have no problem with flies.

BINGO!


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EarlG (14,340 posts)    Sun Jun 28, 2015, 01:52 PM

1. That happened to me once
 
The answer was a trapped rat that had somehow gotten through an old cracked pipe in the basement, became stuck in a crawl space and died. Is there a funky smell accompanying the flies by any chance?

How can a DUmmie determine if a smell is "funky" or not?  How is a DUmmie going to get close enough to a fly to check it for "accompanying" smells?   :lol:


Quote from: ADsOutburst on June 28, 2015, 08:43:49 PM
What's wrong with a flyswatter? Afraid things will get messy?



That would require physical effort on the part of the DUmmie.  Ain't gonna happen.  The DUmmie would demand a government program for every flyswatter to come with its own certified union flyswatter operator.


Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2015, 06:06:06 PM
Black flies matter.

Most of mine are green or brown, but I don't discriminate, I kill them all.
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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2015, 07:26:32 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 29, 2015, 05:33:20 AM


Most of mine are green or brown, but I don't discriminate, I kill them all.


And let the Lord of the Flies sort them out?

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Re: primitives, including Lord Marblehead, whine about house flies
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2015, 11:38:18 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on June 29, 2015, 07:26:32 AM

And let the Lord of the Flies sort them out?
Yeah, I thought they worshipped the Lord of the Flies, what do they expect?
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