1. Spend lots of money and take out huge loans to get a useless degree.
2. ??????????
3. Get high paying powerful VP position.
To be honest I'm surprised that in the rip roaring, firing on all cylinders Obama economy the newly minted useless degreed entitled leftist hasn't had hundreds of job offers. In the terrible evil Reagan economy, I had almost 20 offers in my useless BSME degree. Thank goodness we are out of those dark economic days of the 80s and in to the economic utopia of the 2010s.