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Offline 98ZJUSMC

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Re: a proposed Bouncy Tale scoring system
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2015, 04:47:35 PM »
I actually developed a standardized Bouncy scoring system a few years back -  :-)  http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=32510.msg341648#msg341648 - the system delivers one bong hit per item, so hitting all points delivers a "10 Bong Hit" rating.  Perhaps we can merge some of this into the new proposal ?

Total rating in bongs, would be the best, just my .02
              

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Re: a proposed Bouncy Tale scoring system
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2015, 05:03:16 PM »
I am...was...or used to be a republican until = 5 points if republican is spelled correct, 2 otherwise.

I honestly thought about adding something in about spelling in general, but after giving it some thought, it dawned on me that doing so would remove a lot of DUmmies out of Bouncy contention.
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Re: a proposed Bouncy Tale scoring system
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2015, 05:08:15 PM »
I honestly thought about adding something in about spelling in general, but after giving it some thought, it dawned on me that doing so would remove a lot of DUmmies out of Bouncy contention.

You forgot to add a bonus for reference to a fictional spirit guide.
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