I blame Santa.
Yes, the Elf Toymaker Conspiracy, with its nexus at the World Toy Making Party Headquarters near the North Pole with the allegedly "jolly" fat head Elf, Santa, mocks us every year with his haunting "Ho Ho Ho" slur against wymenz, festooned with jingle bells and fur trimmed haberdashery. Backed up by his gang of horned goons led by Rudolf the Red.
I say nuke 'em from orbit, It's the only way to be sure.