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Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:37:04 PM »
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2015, 03:44:17 PM »
Satire and parody require an undercurrent of truth. That cartoon was just pathetic. The hooting and wiggle-waggling of armpits among the primitives was predictable, and just as pathetic.
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2015, 04:00:13 PM »
Misinformed, sexually repressed proglodytes.

I've done more with my little finger to advance the cause of women's orgasms than any of those pathetic weasels have done in their whole lives...

OK, actually it's my second and third finger, and my thumb, and occasionally the little finger.

Just sayin'.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2015, 04:04:00 PM »


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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2015, 04:11:34 PM »
Libs are too rigid to be dexterous
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2015, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 08, 2015, 04:11:34 PM
Libs are too rigid to be dexterous

Only their ideology is firm. Everything else about them is flaccid.
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2015, 05:34:55 PM »
Hmmm ... well ... I didn't realize DU-folks' understanding and knowledge of those they hate is that lacking. Or was this one of those giggling 12YO boys 'n' girls juvenile insults moments.
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2015, 07:04:31 PM »
Just because conservative women won't spread their legs for a bag of weed, it doesn't make them frigid. 
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2015, 08:59:05 PM »
DUmbass males have no clue how to pleasure a lady because their entire being is about themselves.


Take note lurking idiots...I rather enjoy making a lady enjoy being with me.  :hyper:
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2015, 09:05:05 PM »
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2015, 10:45:19 AM »
Never had one with a lib. Of course, never been with one either as I'm attracted to intelligent men
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2015, 12:00:25 PM »
Just because a conservative woman doesn't act like a slut and hooker in public doesn't mean she isn't a wildcat in the bedroom with the right conservative man.
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2015, 02:33:46 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2015, 12:00:25 PM
Just because a conservative woman doesn't act like a slut and hooker in public doesn't mean she isn't a wildcat in the bedroom with the right conservative man.

Doesn't have to be a bedroom. Could be, oh, I dunno -- the dining room table? The conference room table? The back of a 57 Chevy? Parked in a downtown parking garage with the lights on?

Not that I've EVER been in those scenarios, mind you. Nuh uh. Not me.   :whistling:   :evillaugh: :shucks:
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2015, 02:51:26 PM »
or the back seat of a '79 Civic. It helps to be limber.  :naughty:  :-)
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2015, 02:59:54 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 09, 2015, 02:51:26 PM
or the back seat of a '79 Civic. It helps to be limber.  :naughty:  :-)
6' 4" in the front seat of a '68 VW .....and it wasn't limber. :-)
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2015, 03:05:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2015, 02:59:54 PM
6' 4" in the front seat of a '68 VW .....and it wasn't limber. :-)

Watch out for that gear shift!!  :panic: :-)
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2015, 03:37:19 PM »
Meanwhile the Dummies' version of women shave their heads and drink their dad's alcohol. 
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2015, 04:34:57 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 09, 2015, 10:45:19 AM
Never had one with a lib. Of course, never been with one either as I'm attracted to intelligent men

So, a man must be a cunning linguist, able to conjugate all night long, to turn your head. No dangling participles for you!
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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2015, 04:39:13 PM »
Know anybody??   :fuelfire:  :naughty:  :-)
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2015, 04:47:22 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 09, 2015, 04:39:13 PM
Know anybody??   :fuelfire:  :naughty:  :-)

As a matter of fact, I do.

Step right up, little lady, and see the talking Dog. You'll be amazed by his vocal agility, astonished that he is such a cunning linguist, and captivated by his Doggy style!
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2015, 05:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 09, 2015, 04:47:22 PM
As a matter of fact, I do.

Step right up, little lady, and see the talking Dog. You'll be amazed by his vocal agility, astonished that he is such a cunning linguist, and captivated by his Doggy style!

Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs!  :wink:
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2015, 05:07:31 PM »
 
Quote from: njpines on March 09, 2015, 05:02:38 PM
Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs!  :wink:

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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2015, 05:30:13 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 09, 2015, 05:02:38 PM
Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs!  :wink:

Better make sure he's got a small barrel under them jowls... :-)
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2015, 05:53:22 PM »
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I have to ask...with all sincerity...what do a bunch of social rejects whose only idea of "being with a woman" involves a blow up doll or a hooker know about women...especially conservative women...or whether they are frigid or not?
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Re: Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2015, 05:55:59 PM »
I could be mistaken but I think the DUmmies definition of "frigid" could be a bit skewed.

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