DUmmies lie, all the time. D-Man is no exception, but he has crafted the longest running lie/TV Drama I know of. The old ABC Movie of the Week had less drama.
I'm presenting his story in a nutshell and will update as needed
The first lie to catch CC attention was the sudden creation of an imaginary unnamed wife. Every post was filtered through her. Even DUers were skeptical asking if she shouldn't get her own account. Further D-Man was unable to solve the simplest wifely problem. All his married issues were up to DU to solve.
Sooooo, the story so far.
They are trapped in a house, and they are unable/unwilling to move away/sell.
The rules say no pets...and this is the only place in America that says so.
The wife threatened to leave him because she cannot have a kitty.
A DU crafted letter failed to change the minds of the tyrannical overlords.
Petitions and lawyers failed too.
All the other property owners support D-Man and his pretend wife.
But the people who make the rules don't care, don't share, they aint going there.
The pretend wife threatened to kill herself because: Kitty.
The inflatable wife went crazy with no kitty and saw a shrink.
She got meds.
D-Man calls out CC.
After one day, the meds are not reacting correctly and now she's all Jiggy with it.
after all of this, D-Man has never mentioned his wife by name. she is just, "the wife."
No one can point out the couple in a DU picture thread.
The conclusion is: the wife is inflatable, not real, pretend, a lie.
Diabeticman's race for the 2015 DU awards has left the rest in a cloud of dust.
