Quite the catch 22 for the primitives, huh?
Actually, there's something very curious.
A few years ago, Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, the Horse With no Name primitive, along with the hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer, launched a
jihad against products from Red China.
Which confused me greatly, because the primitives were supposed to be enthusiastic supporters of Mao-Tse-tung socialism, and so should've been big buyers of Red Chinese products, so as to help them along.
The evil George Bush was president at the time, and this was a prime opportunity to humiliate him and America, by helping the fraternal Red Chinese become the #1 economy in the world, replacing ours.
But no; the primitives decided to boycott their socialist pals.
There's no consistency here.