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Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:41:18 PM »
Oh, no!

I hope I'm wrong, but it sounds like DUmmy NJCher is planning another batch of her infamous puke stew:
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Thu Jan 29, 2015, 02:31 PM
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What's for Dinner, Thurs., Jan. 29, 2015

Beef vegetable soup with tortellinis, spinach, onion, rutabaga, carrots, celery, garlic. I like to make it with roasted tomatoes, so I have those going in a slow oven all afternoon. Lots of thyme. And beef, of course!
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Thu Jan 29, 2015, 02:55 PM
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2. something using the leftover chicken thighs

maybe a casserole.
Well, fizz is stoned so we don't expect anything more from her.


But the other hateful old crones are so traumatized by mention of puke stew they can't come up with their usual pretentious lies about tonight's menu:
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Thu Jan 29, 2015, 04:42 PM
Star Member greatauntoftriplets (147,432 posts)
9. Same as last night.

Hamburger, baked potato and a salad.


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Thu Jan 29, 2015, 04:44 PM
Star Member Kali (40,280 posts)
10. probably leftover cheap pizza from lunch


Even DUmmy grasswipe Judy Smith can't dream up any lies:
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Thu Jan 29, 2015, 07:12 PM
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12. sloppy joes...

....made with green tomatoes from the freezer.


The culprit

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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 06:59:16 AM »
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12. sloppy joes...

....made with green tomatoes from the freezer.

:wtf2:

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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2015, 09:00:42 AM »
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What's for Dinner, Thurs., Jan. 29, 2015

Beef vegetable soup with tortellinis, spinach, onion, rutabaga, carrots, celery, garlic. I like to make it with roasted tomatoes, so I have those going in a slow oven all afternoon. Lots of thyme. And beef, of course!

Puke stew, part deux.

I pity NJCher's family... but not really. They could whack her in the head with a shovel and bury her in the back yard, if they wanted to.
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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2015, 10:41:04 AM »
Puke stew, part deux.

I pity NJCher's family... but not really. They could whack her in the head with a shovel and bury her in the back yard, if they wanted to.

...If she hadn't purposely been so careful and cunning about keeping them weak from malnutrition, that is.

I'd trash the dried tomatoes (You spend hours drying them, then rehydrate them in the soup the same day???  W. T. F.?), tortellinis, rutabagas, spinach, and most of the thyme and garlic, and throw in potatoes, a can of tomatoes, add some salt and pepper, possibly a little sage or allspice, and then regard it as actually worth cooking...but still just beef vegetable soup, and so something that would be a whole lot easier to just get out of a can in the first place.
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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2015, 11:06:27 AM »
Anybody else notice how dirty the DUmmies oven is? I bet the house is ripe with junk everywhere.

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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2015, 12:22:24 PM »
Anybody else notice how dirty the DUmmies oven is? I bet the house is ripe with junk everywhere.

Good eye!

What is that to the left of the puke stew- an alcohol wipe packet?  It makes me think NJCher was cooking up a 'potion' to inject into the neighbors' kids.
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2015, 01:21:50 PM »
Good eye!

What is that to the left of the puke stew- an alcohol wipe packet?  It makes me think NJCher was cooking up a 'potion' to inject into the neighbors' kids.

Looks like a bag of cocaine.

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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2015, 02:08:49 PM »
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The culprit


That needs to be made into one of these meme's







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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2015, 02:38:43 PM »
That needs to be made into one of these meme's
"What do you want for dinner?"

"Just throw something together."
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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2015, 02:53:53 PM »
Looks like a bag of cocaine.

The alcohol wipe is next to the bag of coke. Makes sense.
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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2015, 02:42:04 PM »
Frozen green tomatoes in the sloppy joes?   :lmao:  No.  Just open a can of Manwich. 

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Re: Cooking Crones Aghast At DUmmy NJCher's Menu
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2015, 02:49:37 PM »
Frozen green tomatoes in the sloppy joes?   :lmao:  No.  Just open a can of Manwich.

Man-wich. Sexist food!
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