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Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:46:10 PM »
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Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session.
   
For those who think I am making my wife up or doing Performance art. My wife is real. I only wanted advise.

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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 04:50:28 PM »
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 05:02:32 PM »
Wife is too liberal for DU.  :whistling:

Anyway, will diabeticman be forced to get rid of all of his guns if it turns out that wife is crazy?
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 05:59:55 PM »
How is saying she went to a counseling session proof she exists.  I didn't know they had counseling services at Discount Tires.
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 06:01:08 PM »
Why wouldn't both of them go to counselling?
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 06:24:46 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 22, 2015, 06:01:08 PM
Why wouldn't both of them go to counselling?

She may be the sane one of the two.

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For those who think I am making my wife up or doing Performance art. My wife is real.

Shoutout to CC.  NICE!   :lol:   :II:
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2015, 07:57:17 PM »
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Shoutout to CC.  NICE!   :lol:   :II:

Sounds like it.
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2015, 08:10:21 PM »
It was only a couple of days ago he was all butthurt and leaving, yet like nearly all DUmmies who leave in a huff, doesn't actually leave at all.
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2015, 08:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 22, 2015, 05:59:55 PM
How is saying she went to a counseling session proof she exists.  I didn't know they had counseling services at Discount Tires.

Was wondering the same thing.  Is this supposed to be a "proof of life" thread?  Just wondering because I don't see any proof of life.

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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2015, 08:35:04 PM »
Nurse:  Thank you Ms. Diabeticman, pickup your Ritalin and therapy cat on the way out and please be careful the cat still has it's claws.  :rofl:

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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2015, 02:21:25 PM »
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2015, 02:33:47 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 22, 2015, 08:39:53 PM


That might spice up the d-bag's sex life. You know what they say...

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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2015, 02:36:12 PM »
How do you counsel an airhead?
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Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2015, 05:57:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
How do you counsel an airhead?

Hmm . . . laughing gas? :whistling:
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