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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2015, 10:28:57 AM »
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Let's not forget the De Lauro she-hag.

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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2015, 02:10:00 PM »
In another newer, improved campfire...

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Joni Ernst, living inside your head, rent free

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026121961

Looks like the Joni Ernst thing is hitting a tipping point.
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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2015, 03:16:58 PM »
Do bread bags come in a size big enough to slip over a DUmmies head? If they do, then they should also supply a rubber band and instructions how to wear it as protective head gear for DUmmies.
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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2015, 07:52:44 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on January 22, 2015, 02:10:00 PM
In another newer, improved campfire...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026121961

Looks like the Joni Ernst thing is hitting a tipping point.
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Joni Ernst, living inside your head, rent free


This lady is getting more press that Obama's address did.

Because she said she put bread bags on her feet when she was a kid.


So what if she did? What is the big ****ing deal? Every politician tries to relate to middle America. "Hey, I drive a pickup!" "Hey, I shoot a gun!" "Hey, I love to fish and hunt!" "Hey, I've suddenly and conveniently developed a southern drawl just prior to this speech!"

She didn't say she was impoverished. She didn't even say she was poor. She said she put plastic bags on her feet when it rained.

And we're still talking about it. WTF.

The folksy stuff sounded natural coming from Ernst. 

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Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2015, 08:15:48 PM »
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"Hey, I've suddenly and conveniently developed a southern drawl just prior to this speech!"


You don't say.
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