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Offline franksolich

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primitives list reasons for whining; Pedro Picasso bitter
« on: July 12, 2008, 05:42:48 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3599462

Oh my.

The primitives have a list.

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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 08:58 AM
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Acceptable topics for whining
   
the liberal media
taxes
they's gonna take ma guns!!
taxes
them illegals
No Reagan likeness on Mt. Rushmore
Aid to Dependent Children
the UN
JFK may have cheated in 1960
Hippies
Liberals are all powerful and taking over
Liberals won't admit defeat
Clinton
taxes
Christmas
women having free will
the voice of the minority
Earth and its damned environment

please add

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boobooday  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:00 AM
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1. the PERSECUTION of Christians
   
Who are not allowed to hang icons in courthouses, or teach talking snake theory in public school biology courses.

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Sydnie  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:01 AM
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2. menstrual cramps
   
Haven't seen a good thread on that lately. I'd like to complain about that myself.

Oh my.

The phalloscraping primitive must be on an altered menu of pharmaceuticals:

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Philosoraptor  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:01 AM
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3. GREAT LIST!
   
Yeah, who INVENTED whining? Republicans, that's who.

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KharmaTrain  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:04 AM
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5. I'm Bitter About Your Whining...
   
Remember, the middle-aged white male is being persecuted. Us "libruls" want to force them to get married to an illegal alien gay and then have an abortion while we take all their money and give it to brown-skinned people.

So quit yer whinnin'.

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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:07 AM
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9. AND make everyone speak that Spanish
   
Barack said so just the other day

I am a middle-aged white male and I played on TV !

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Atman  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:05 AM
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6. Being bitter?

Oh my.

You know, Pedro Picasso, above, is an avowed enthusiast for the Guatama Buddha.

franksolich respects the role of the Guatama Buddha in the history and culture and individual lives in a time and place not this time and place.  But as a general rule, franksolich has never gotten too excited about the Guatama Buddha.

The Guatama Buddha preached contemplation, self-denial, serenity, tolerance, nonmaterialism, whatnot.

Isn't it odd, that franksolich is a better "Buddhist" than Pedro Picasso?

Anyway.

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JHB  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:05 AM
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7. Unions
   
Pitched to "extra whiney" for teacher's unions.

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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:08 AM
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11. excellent addition
   
because unions are just SO POWERFUL these days

and what could it hurt to have little Carson/Austin/Amber hear daddy ranting and railing against their teachers all the time??? I ask you.

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Fumesucker  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:06 AM
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8. Circumcision.. either way ..

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countingbluecars  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:08 AM
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10. Two more I can think of are public schools and affirmative action.

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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:09 AM
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12. "the government" and "Academia"
   
both represent a leveling of the playing field to all (this is their code BTW)

Oh my.

The lingerie primitive explaining our "language," our euphemisms, our "code words" to us.

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EstimatedProphet  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:10 AM
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13. FDR was a Communist
   
Truman was too much of a *****wimp to attack Russia

High gas prices are all due to the Democrats not allowing ANWR drilling

Muslims are all Satanists

Athiests are all Satanists

Catholics are all Satanists

Satanists are all Muslims, Athiests, and Catholics

The unhonored prophet primitive, like so many "athiests," can't spell the damned word right.

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malaise  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:11 AM
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14. Rev Wright

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patrice  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:13 AM
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15. other nations claim the same right to bear arms that the US claims

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Vickers  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:17 AM
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16. all them kweers making my marriage meaningless

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patrice  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:23 AM
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17. "whining"

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libnnc  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:25 AM
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18. teh GAYZ
   
And their evil plot to convert our precious bodily fluids

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lionesspriyanka  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:26 AM
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19. gay ruining your election

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charles t  (750 posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:38 AM
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20. Whining "Lib-ruls" - - - - - -

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patrice  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 09:57 AM
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21. clumps of cells inside the uteruses of women we don't know never making it onto unemployment rolls.

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zippy890  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-11-08 10:06 AM
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22. gas prices and why aren't we drilling everywhere for more oil
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: primitives list reasons for whining; Pedro Picasso bitter
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 06:35:51 PM »
I want to whine about the clumps of cells at the DU.
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Re: primitives list reasons for whining; Pedro Picasso bitter
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 07:29:41 AM »
Sung to the tune of "His Eye is on the Sparrow".

I whine because I'm crazy

I whine because I'm dumb

Their tap is on my phone line

and I know they're watching me
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