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Offline Wretched Excess

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Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« on: July 11, 2008, 03:30:20 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: I am sure it's a coincidence.

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Man Angry Over Sex, Accused of Trying to Start Fire

A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.

46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.

According to court records, the alleged victim says Smallwood woke her up about 4:00 am on June 30th.

She said he became angry after she fell asleep twice and doused her van with lighter fluid and threatened to do the same to her.

Smallwood has been ordered to stay away from the woman.

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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 05:38:33 PM »
Sorry but if she fell asleep during sex then It's probably a good bet it wasn'ther fault. The only time u have even had something remotely like this is when the woman I was dating shared 5 pitchers of beer between me and her and then after we got back to her place after all that we both passed out about the same time. Hardly a need to set anything on fire.
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 05:41:10 PM »
It's just a teeny coincidence Mr. Smallwood couldn't keep her awake.


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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 05:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:41:10 PM
It's just a teeny coincidence Mr. Smallwood couldn't keep her awake.

ya think? :rofl:

that one still kills me. :-)

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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM »
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 05:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:

smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 05:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:

smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)


It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van.  :rofl:
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 06:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:

smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)


It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van.  :rofl:

mr. smallwood had multiple shortcomings that night.
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 12:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:

smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)


It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van.  :rofl:

 :rotf:

WTF? Lighter fluid...what like two ounces??? What was that going to do??? Scar the paint?
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 12:47:10 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on July 12, 2008, 12:18:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 11, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
He's more twig and less branch.


:rofl:

smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)


It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van.  :rofl:

 :rotf:

WTF? Lighter fluid...what like two ounces??? What was that going to do??? Scar the paint?


I'm surprised he just didn't egg and TP the house.  LOL
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2008, 01:02:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 12, 2008, 12:47:10 AM

I'm surprised he just didn't egg and TP the house.  LOL

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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2008, 01:33:39 AM »
So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice.  :-)
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2008, 10:09:53 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 12, 2008, 01:33:39 AM
So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice.  :-)
Girth over length.
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2008, 10:54:52 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 12, 2008, 01:33:39 AM
So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice.  :-)

I'm blessed with both.  :-)

I just wish more places stocked the larger condoms.
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Re: Woman falls asleep during sex, and then he can't even make her van "hot".
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2008, 11:15:29 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on July 12, 2008, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: Rebel on July 12, 2008, 01:33:39 AM
So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice.  :-)

I'm blessed with both.  :-)

I just wish more places stocked the larger condoms.

Do you get an order of thumb tacks with'em?
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Size does turn them on but finding out they don't have a bottomless pit also turns them off right quick.

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