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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2014, 03:44:08 PM »
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If no one will stop me, I will kill my sig other
Or maybe I will kill myself
can you stop me? probably not


Stop. No. Don't do it.  ::)
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2014, 03:59:56 PM »
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angstlessk (7,067 posts)    Sat Nov 1, 2014, 01:54 PM

If no one will stop me, I will kill my sig other
Or maybe I will kill myself
can you stop me? probably not

How come Skinner doesn't contact the authorities?

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2014, 04:54:59 PM »
How come Skinner doesn't contact the authorities?

If Skimmer called the cops every time a lunatic posts at the DUmp, he'd end up arrested himself.

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2014, 05:37:47 PM »
This could be a setup for a bigger scam than scamdy.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
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angstlessk (7,067 posts)    Sat Nov 1, 2014, 01:54 PM

If no one will stop me, I will kill my sig other
Or maybe I will kill myself
can you stop me? probably not



Stop. No. Don't do it.  ::)

Wrong wording and wrong punctuation.
it should be:

"Don't stop, Don't. Do it."  :whistling:

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2014, 07:46:24 PM »
Call the circus, they will certainly rescue you.  A circus freak with no arms or legs who spent eight years without seeing the light of day.  Gold.  I'm not sure what they would call her but I know she'd be an attraction.
Put her in water and call her Bob.

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2014, 06:29:18 AM »
I'm still trying to figure out how a trunk and a head is going to kill anyone.  Roll over?

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2014, 07:23:23 AM »
Put her in water and call her Bob.

Put her on the wall and call her Art.

Prop her up in a corner and call he Eileen.

Prop her up n a corner at a Chinese restaurant and call her Irene.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2014, 08:50:29 AM »
Prop her up in a corner and call he Eileen.

Prop her up n a corner at a Chinese restaurant and call her Irene.

In a pile of leaves..... and call her Russell.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2014, 09:01:43 AM »
Prop her up in a corner and call he Eileen.

Prop her up n a corner at a Chinese restaurant and call her Irene.



OK so is this Linda her SO and if so how on earth did she  get involved in the lives of this male and female with 20+ years of baggage with each other ? 

Could it be the writer does not want  to leave and go  shelter leaving her SO and husband alone together ?    So far I see no mention of Linda giving her any kind of moral support and why would Linda be held there with no benefit to the man holding them ?   

Old age and what not I keep hearing the  Gilbert and Sullivan Musicals when I read these DU story's.               

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2014, 09:50:04 AM »
In a pile of leaves..... and call her Russell.

Fling her in a cow pasture and call her Skip.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2014, 10:26:34 AM »


OK so is this Linda her SO and if so how on earth did she  get involved in the lives of this male and female with 20+ years of baggage with each other ? 

I haven't been able to figure it out.  At some point she said Linda was her SO's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend, and they all live together. 

 




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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2014, 11:10:13 AM »
Fling her in a cow pasture and call her Skip.
Let her swim, and call her bob.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2014, 03:29:15 PM »
I have no idea who this freakin' 'tard is, but if it moved to Detroit, it's in good keeping there. Some homeless chump will come in, complete the trashing of that "home" and that'll drive the 'tard to slipping itself a mickey from which it will not come back.
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2014, 03:43:43 PM »
That's better poetry than anything the CalPig has ever written.

It does border on plagiarizing Lizzie Borden, though.

Interesting subject as all this happened in my neck of the woods oh so long ago.

My school friends grandparents that either knew the family in Mass or New Hampshire where the sisters moved after the trial just loved to talk about the Mystery.  I guess I was raised on the ideas of those living at the time.  Everything I have read about the case just brings up more and more questions.

Strange family, the stepmother was not spoken well of and the father to the two girls was questionable in his business ethics.

The young sister was what at that time called Fay and every few months shipped off to receive some kind of treatments.  It was said that Lizzie a bright and handsome women turned down offers to be courted by the dozens as she needed to protect her younger sister. [From what ]  ?

Mean while the step mother needed both girls to do the house work, cook and carry coal to the stoves ,wash clothing and  what ever back then.  No way was she to loose the  stepdaughters

Now we come on the mysterious business man that visited just the very day before the killings. He did spend the night an   was out of there on  the early morning train.

So was this mysterious man there to court Lizzie or her half wit sister ?   The Father was well to do, enough to keep his daughters  well set.

 So a man marries a dummy with a bank roll, happens all the time.




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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2014, 09:12:45 PM »
Let her swim, and call her bob.
I think we are in a loop...
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2014, 09:19:36 PM »
I think we are in a loop...

Nope.  The DUmbasses are in their usual rut.  We're just commenting on it.  :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2014, 09:41:24 PM »
angstlessk = patdem

I haven't been able to figure it out.  At some point she said Linda was her SO's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend, and they all live together.

Linda A. Black, same surname

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2014, 10:58:28 PM »
angstlessk = patdem

Linda A. Black, same surname

Even more confusing.  Two wives?  Two ex-wives?  One currently married and the other is the ex?

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2014, 11:37:56 PM »
Sounds like the bibaby menage.

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Re: DUmmy is going to kill her hubby unless DU stops her
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2014, 02:31:39 PM »
I think we are in a loop...
I missed your earlier post.
What about put her under a car and call her Jack ?
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