Blue Loons of Kentucky (with apologies to Bill Monroe):
Blue loons of Kentucky, keep on cryin'
Cry on the hope that's gone and proved untrue
Blue loons of Kentucky keep on cryin'
Cry on the seat that's gone and left you boobs
T'was on November night,
The polls were pointing right,
And they whispered from on high
"That seat has said goodbye!"
Blue loons of Kentucky keep on cryin'
Cry on the seat that's gone and left you boobs.