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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2014, 09:27:58 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2014, 08:41:11 AM
Yeah, but those were two pretty important jobs; not jobs just anybody could fill.

Important jobs are the least checked out. 

FRANK, we have had people in important jobs in the military that after a few years were found to be imposters,  So called Doctors and Dentists, -------Not unlike the Vets that speaking to a  so called Vet to find out they are a fake. 

We have here in the cave men and woman that can SMELL out a fake. 

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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2014, 10:57:25 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
My thoughts, too.

They'd have to hire an extra editor just to correct her stuff.

Hell, they would have to rewrite her stuff.  I've seen little kids with better language skills.

 
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2014, 11:48:19 AM »
This thread almost blew up before I could get a word in edgewise.
The word is "surprised".
I'm surprised LFR is tired of her telemarketing job.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2014, 12:27:48 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 26, 2014, 11:48:19 AM
This thread almost blew up before I could get a word in edgewise.
The word is "surprised".
I'm surprised LFR is tired of her telemarketing job.


This thread was rowed back over from the DUmp and posted it within two minutes of HAMber making her OP.  So far, she's had only one reply on her OP, and we've managed almost 30 replies of helpful advice for her. 

Her thread here, once again, has gotten more views than even the OP at the DUmp.  HAMber really should learn to be thankful for the amount of exposure we've given her that she otherwise would not get. 

 
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2014, 12:29:35 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 26, 2014, 12:27:48 PM

This thread was rowed back over from the DUmp and posted it within two minutes of HAMber making her OP.  So far, she's had only one reply on her OP, and we've managed almost 30 replies of helpful advice for her. 

Her thread here, once again, has gotten more views than even the OP at the DUmp.  HAMber really should learn to be thankful for the amount of exposure we've given her that she otherwise would not get.


     I should also imagine that the large number of correctly-spelled words helps improve her skills in that arena.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2014, 08:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 25, 2014, 09:14:32 PM
My current job requires a Bachelor's degree or equivalent experience.  I gave them my resume and that was it.  I doubt they even checked my references... references are nothing more than name-dropping.

Edit:  Actually, they called me.  I never applied there... I just got a phone call one day.  I've been there for four years.

Interesting.  The one I just retired from, called me. I never applied.  Was there 28 years.
I seem to recall they asked me to fill out an aplication around six months after I started.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2014, 08:46:19 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 26, 2014, 08:19:08 PM
Interesting.  The one I just retired from, called me. I never applied.  Was there 28 years.
I seem to recall they asked me to fill out an aplication around six months after I started.

I've been at my job for over 25 years and still haven't filled out an application.  I was going to apply fora job in the warehouse, but the manager always use to talk to people and show them around. After a 1/2 hour or so the guy asked me if I wanted to work in the shop instead.  Filled out the payroll and assorted paper work, but no application, and started a few days later.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2014, 08:48:22 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 26, 2014, 08:46:19 PM
Filled out the payroll and assorted paper work, but no application, and started a few days later.

Same here where I'm at now.  No application, just a few forms, and that was it.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2014, 07:44:02 AM »
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My SO has no Idea!

I have B.A. in Communications from MSSU. But I lost my copies of my transcripts due to the tornado and my flash drive with the electric copy getting stolen at a shelter. I have become delinquent in the payments of the loans due to no job since May 22, 2011. To get the transcripts I have to contact a clearinghouse and set up a payment plan. According to them I must get a paycheck so they can use the numbers on it to start to take payments off of it or my bank account number ( I don't have a bank account).

My SO keeps showing me jobs in my field and is yelling at me to apply. "Stop wasting your education" he says. Those jobs want copies of my transcripts. I can't give them what I no longer have. It like he is putting salt in a very open wound. He won't listen or understand. For now all I can do is pray for one of the fast food or clerk jobs to call. I am hurting so bad and he just won't stop and see what is going on.

So many are in a very similar boat right now in this country. It is a catch 22 for so many, need proof of education to get the job they are trained for, but can't get it due to not working and going delinquent. Thus, can not get the paperwork to change things.

And I am sure they to get to hear it from loved ones. But it still makes you feel alone in this world.
Posted by Lady Freedom Returns | Sun Mar 31, 2013, 06:39 PM (47 replies)

Everything in the bolded is SO EASY to accomplish but you are not going to pay all that back right?   :wink:

So here's you a plan to try and get your ass off the gov't teat:
1) go get a job at a 7/11, any job
2) go get a bank account (unless you have also screwed that up by owing money for bounced checks)  ::)
3) take that first paycheck you earn, all $54.56 dollars and set up a payment plan to get your transcripts
4) now that you have your transcripts go back to NOT paying anything  :rant:

Seriously, I'm so sick of these people.  They have not one ounce of shame.  NONE, ZERO, OBAMA!
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2014, 09:24:41 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 07:44:02 AM
1) go get a job at a 7/11
She's already demonstrated that working at 7/11 is above her skill level.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2014, 09:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 27, 2014, 09:24:41 AM
She's already demonstrated that working at 7/11 is above her skill level.

Yeah, that was a nightmare for the manager there; unbalanced cash drawers, drive-offs on gasoline purchases, bitching about the pay.

She was there for like.....two and a half weeks.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2014, 09:37:33 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 27, 2014, 09:24:41 AM
She's already demonstrated that working at 7/11 is above her skill level.


     Yet somehow, simultaneously, below her dignity. Oddest thing with a liberal: usually they're unqualified to do jobs they already think they're too good to do.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2014, 12:11:27 PM »
Gina said...
none, zero, obama.
Heh !
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2014, 01:11:29 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 27, 2014, 12:11:27 PM
Gina said...
none, zero, obama.
Heh !

lol.....when I add say 5 + 0 = 5 for my son I say 5 + Obama = 5

He gets it  :lmao:
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2014, 01:22:51 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 27, 2014, 09:24:41 AM
She's already demonstrated that working at 7/11 is above her skill level.

Based on her posts, I'm not sure she could correctly subtract 7 from 11.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 01:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 27, 2014, 01:22:51 PM
Based on her posts, I'm not sure she could correctly subtract 7 from 11.


     I'm not sure she could look at a 7 or an 11 and realize that arithmetic operations can be applied to them.
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2014, 02:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 01:11:29 PM
lol.....when I add say 5 + 0 = 5 for my son I say 5 + Obama = 5

He gets it  :lmao:

I wonder what his teacher thinks when the class is doing their numbers.

Reminds me of the time my son was 5 and took tampax to school for show and tell.  I was mortified when I realized what he had done and when I asked him what he was doing with them, he said they were his boat guns.








 
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2014, 03:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 27, 2014, 02:17:15 PM
I wonder what his teacher thinks when the class is doing their numbers.

Reminds me of the time my son was 5 and took tampax to school for show and tell.  I was mortified when I realized what he had done and when I asked him what he was doing with them, he said they were his boat guns.

 :rotf: When I'm flowing heavy I pull out my big guns (the supers)  :lmao:
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2014, 03:55:16 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 25, 2014, 11:09:45 PM
Back on topic... LFR writing articles would be an editor's worst nightmare.   :lmao:

Yeah, but it will be more entertainment for us.     :cheersmate:
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2014, 04:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 03:53:22 PM
:rotf: When I'm flowing heavy I pull out my big guns (the supers)  :lmao:

     If they had "super" ones, why don't they have "Outstanding," or "Extraordinary," or "Amazing?"

     
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 27, 2014, 04:01:53 PM
     If they had "super" ones, why don't they have "Outstanding," or "Extraordinary," or "Amazing?"

   

I'm just glad I can ride horses on those not so fresh days. :)
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2014, 07:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 04:13:26 PM
I'm just glad I can ride horses on those not so fresh days. :)

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is eight years old and the other one is five years old. The eight year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.

The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The eight-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The eight year old quickly responded, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?" The eight year old says, "They're for my five year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your five year old little brother?" The eight year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
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Re: HAMber is trying for it
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2014, 01:50:12 PM »
^And the horse you rode in on !
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