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Offline Linda

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A new Status for DUmmies
« on: October 16, 2014, 11:05:27 AM »
A liberal who is mugged by reality becomes conservative.

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Re: A new Status for DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 12:04:47 PM »
They have plenty of money. They keep it in their neighbor's pockets until they "need" it.
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Re: A new Status for DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 02:37:08 PM »
Buzz Kill.

But I really can't argue you're wrong.  :banghead:
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Re: A new Status for DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 03:33:55 PM »
Can't wait to tell my democrat friends how Obama's policies will soon make me a nillionaire ......just like them.
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Re: A new Status for DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2014, 03:55:21 PM »
Buzz Kill.

But I really can't argue you're wrong.  :banghead:

I thought the new status would be "deceased", or at least I was hoping.  :-)

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Re: A new Status for DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2014, 06:39:35 AM »
I thought the new status would be "deceased", or at least I was hoping.  :-)

Before "deceased", we must first pass thru "diseased".  Barry is working on that as we speak, from the golf course, of course.
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