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Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« on: October 15, 2014, 09:55:36 AM »
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Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
That you will not run against Barack Obama on any issue or in any race until he is out of office? Is that asking too much?



What could go wrong?



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10. Did I need this sign?

 

But I pick up hints that some people almost expect that?


Yeah... I think most DUmpmonkiez were not too sure what you meant...

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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 10:09:31 AM »
Hell, DUmmies have done that without a loyalty oath.
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 10:21:32 AM »
I pledge allegiance to the burning flag of the United States of America
And to the People's Republic for which it stands.
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With gay sensitivity training and EBT cards for all
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 10:21:48 AM »
What would a DUmmy loyalty oath look like?

'I pledge allegiance to Barack Obama...

So help me Barack Obama.'

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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 10:29:46 AM »
“I vow to you, Barack O'Bummer, as Führer and chancellor of the Democrat Reich, loyalty and bravery. I vow to you and to the leaders that you set for me, absolute allegiance until death. So help me Dog.”
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 10:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 15, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
What would a DUmmy loyalty oath look like?

'I pledge allegiance to Barack Obama...

So help me Barack Obama.'

"I swear myself my sacred oath..."  (Ich schwöre mich mein heiligen Eid...)

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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 15, 2014, 09:55:36 AM



What could go wrong?

well, they already have the symbol


 

Yeah... I think most DUmpmonkiez were not too sure what you meant...
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 12:07:16 PM »
All of them claim they don't do loyalty oaths, but this primitive points out that they do.

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22. "I will hold my nose and vote...."

"I'll vote the lesser of two evils." "I'll vote my conscience in the primary and for the nominee in the general."

These, and others, are all various forms of loyalty oaths. So when someone says "we don't do loyalty oaths," I can't help but laugh.

I see the primitives completely ignore the truth being thrown up in their faces.

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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 05:50:13 PM »
After taking some heat, he came back and said he was being sarcastic in the OP.  Sure had me fooled.
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 06:15:19 PM »
Well they already have the symbol
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2014, 07:51:21 PM »
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Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
That you will not run against Barack Obama on any issue or in any race until he is out of office? Is that asking too much?

No thanks, DUmbass, I'll stay unreconstructed. 
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2014, 08:33:12 PM »
I'll take an oath.....I swear that S.O.B. is DUmber than dirt.
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »
What do these DUches expect us to do? Grasp the ObamaBlutfahne and swear an oath to the ObamaReichmessiah?

The stupid is strong in this one.  In fact, there's enough weapons-grade stupidity there to make enough 'stupid' rounds to last the DOD for a decade. Its amazing a singularity hasn't developed from such a vast concentration of stupidity.  :banghead:
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2014, 09:55:35 PM »
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2014, 10:00:25 PM »
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2014, 10:03:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 15, 2014, 10:00:25 PM
Racist.
It's all in the annunciation !
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2014, 10:14:32 AM »
Chris_ avatar........................... :rotf:
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2014, 11:46:06 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 16, 2014, 10:14:32 AM
Chris_ avatar........................... :rotf:
It gave me a sore throat !
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2014, 11:50:02 AM »
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Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
That you will not run against Barack Obama on any issue or in any race until he is out of office? Is that asking too much?

Would you trust these clowns to uphold their "loyalty oath" any better than they do the Oath of Office that they already take, DUmbass?
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2014, 11:57:18 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 16, 2014, 11:46:06 AM
It gave me a sore throat !

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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2014, 12:28:48 PM »
I've already taken so many "Obama Oaths" that my poor soul is condemned to eternal fire.
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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 12:40:16 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2014, 12:28:48 PM
I've already taken so many "Obama Oaths" that my poor soul is condemned to eternal fire.

I thought taking at least one Obama Oath a day was supposed to keep you healthy, help you avoid colon cancer or something?


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Re: Would you be willing to take a loyalty oath?
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 02:43:05 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 16, 2014, 12:40:16 PM
I thought taking at least one Obama Oath a day was supposed to keep you healthy, help you avoid colon cancer or something?


 :-) :fuelfire: :pokingpoop:

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