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primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:41:05 PM »
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fizzgig (21,170 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 02:40 PM

five years ago today i married my awesome husband

the wedding party came over after the rehearsal dinner and we drank far too much far too late into the night, so i woke up dazed and slightly hungover on my wedding day, but that was easily fixed by a couple of bloody marys while i got ready. i wasn't nervous at all and once the ceremony started, i only had eyes and ears for my wonderful man. he later told me that i looked small to him because my smile was so big. i have never felt so beautiful as i did on that day.

after which a wedding picture

after which a second wedding picture

after which a third wedding picture

marriage isn't for the faint of heart and there were times i didn't think we'd make it this far, but we are stronger now than we've ever been and i love him more each day. he told me to not leave the house today, so i'm anxiously awaiting whatever it is i'm supposed to be waiting for. he's working today and will most likely be wiped out when he gets home, so we'll just be quiet tonight, but i am trying to talk him into heading up into the mountains on sunday for one last picnic of the season.
 
i wish you all the same love that i have known with him.

Well, of course congratulations to the fizzy one.

However, give it time.....

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hlthe2b (51,548 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 02:42 PM

1. Ahh, your pics and your post made me

SMILE! to you both!

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fizzgig (21,170 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 03:02 PM

2. thanks!

i'm just hoping i can shake this damn chest cold by sunday.

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Sanity Claws (14,080 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 03:08 PM

3. Congratulations!

The two of you look very much in love.

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fizzgig (21,170 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 03:47 PM

6. i can't get over how much i love him

and how lucky i am to have him love me.

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CaliforniaPeggy (111,334 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 03:16 PM

4. Oh, my dear fizzgig...

This is just the most beautiful post. You have written so movingly of your marriage, and your wedding...I really enjoyed reading it.
 
But......

When I got to your last line...I just lost it. You made the tears come into my eyes, and I thank you for that. Beautifully, perfectly written. Your love and respect for your wonderful man is absolutely palpable in every line.
 
Congratulations to you both!

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fizzgig (21,170 posts)    Fri Sep 26, 2014, 03:57 PM

8. thanks, miss peggy

i could go on and on about my wedding day, it was so fun and wonderful. like how my mother thought one of the husband's friends was a wedding crasher or how by the end of the night, it was just a few drunken friends and us dancing to the best of devo

i loved him from the minute we met and am so lucky that he loves me back.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 04:49:44 PM »
By Thursday he will be the biggest S.O.B. to walk the planet and she is through with him.
Honestly even if he is a DUmbass like she is he has more patience then I would with her stoned out crazy.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 05:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Carl on September 26, 2014, 04:49:44 PM
By Thursday he will be the biggest S.O.B. to walk the planet and she is through with him.
Honestly even if he is a DUmbass like she is he has more patience then I would with her stoned out crazy.

I'm with you.  This post is pretty much the manic peak for her.  The depressive phase posts should be very entertaining.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2014, 05:13:40 PM »
5 years with the same nine partners....that's pretty good for DUmmies.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2014, 05:32:17 PM »
The same DUmmies that gave her props when she hated the guy are in this thread up twinkling her wonderful marriage.  They are all nuts.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2014, 06:00:38 PM »
So now fizz is in a manic phase. Not too long ago things were very different.

She vows to leave him whenever he complains about her being stoned every night.

He must have relented since they went to that pothead concert last week.

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i'm done holding my marriage together with duct tape and chicken wire


we haven't been anything more than roommates for months and he's given up, so i see no reason in continuing.

at the wedding, his mother said i must have the patience of job. that patience is gone and i can't keep trying to cobble this together.


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8. i don't know what else i could do

he's got some underlying, untreated and denied mental health issues and i can't do anything about that. me, i'm medicated and headed back to therapy.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2014, 06:09:54 PM »
 :thatsright: Wow!  They amaze me! 39 years here and still going!
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 07:52:39 PM »
Who is she trying to convince that life is all roses, herself or us ?
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 08:14:50 PM »
Quite the turnaround from a mere month or so ago, taken altogether it fairly screams 'Severe bipolar disorder.'

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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 08:40:53 PM »
Clearly Bushs fault.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 08:55:50 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on September 26, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
:thatsright: Wow!  They amaze me! 39 years here and still going!

If it's not too personal, did dope, beer, and gut bombs help get you through?
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 09:29:11 PM »
How often does the old lady shave her head and go on a bender? :-)
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 01:41:46 AM »
His suit and sneakers.  ::)

Her tablecloth of a "wedding dress".  ::)

It's a DUmbass wedding day.

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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 06:38:14 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 26, 2014, 08:55:50 PM
If it's not too personal, did dope, beer, and gut bombs help get you through?

Beer has been involved but no. Its just been a partnership, just us in a small boat on stormy seas with no life lines. Nothing like a Dummie marriage.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2014, 07:55:01 AM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on September 27, 2014, 06:38:14 AM
Beer has been involved but no. Its just been a partnership, just us in a small boat on stormy seas with no life lines. Nothing like a Dummie marriage.

My wife and I have been at it about a third of the time that you and your wife have.  We've had our share of 'storms.'  We've come through it fine.  Are there more to come?  Sure.  God Wouldn't have It any other way. :whistling: :-)
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2014, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 27, 2014, 01:41:46 AM
His suit and sneakers. 
It's a DUmbass wedding day.

You can tell it's a solemn occasion.

He got a new pair of Chucks.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2014, 03:34:24 PM »
The fizzy one had hair back them.  I wondered what promted the buzz cut.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2014, 04:16:01 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on September 29, 2014, 03:34:24 PM
The fizzy one had hair back them.  I wondered what promted the buzz cut.

It's possible she has a friend or relative on chemo and it's a solidarity thing, but I have a hard time imagining anyone who's such a self-promoting over-sharer wouldn't have said so again and again and again if that were the case.  My vote is for "Too stupid to realize how shitty it looks,"  or perhaps "Hubby has kind of a thing for fat ugly teenage boys."
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2014, 04:56:17 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on September 29, 2014, 03:34:24 PM
The fizzy one had hair back them.  I wondered what promted the buzz cut.

It is not uncommon among mentally ill people.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2014, 05:46:22 PM »
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It's possible she has a friend or relative on chemo and it's a solidarity thing, but I have a hard time imagining anyone who's such a self-promoting over-sharer wouldn't have said so again and again and again if that were the case.  My vote is for "Too stupid to realize how shitty it looks,"  or perhaps "Hubby has kind of a thing for fat ugly teenage boys."

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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2014, 07:50:44 PM »
She once said she shaves her head whenever she's depressed.

She's on an up cycle right now, so it'll probably get an inch long before the next buzz.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2014, 10:58:14 PM »
Isn't this the same husband she just got through calling a drunken lout wife abuser ?
I thought she just met the love of her life on a cruise.
I must be thinking of the wrong primitive.
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2014, 06:26:14 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 29, 2014, 10:58:14 PM
Isn't this the same husband she just got through calling a drunken lout wife abuser ?
I thought she just met the love of her life on a cruise.
I must be thinking of the wrong primitive.

You are.   :-)
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Re: primitive commemorates fifth wedding anniversary
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2014, 10:55:47 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2014, 06:26:14 AM
You are.   :-)

Title of thread that led me astray...

"Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Inspired By fizzgig - Now She Loves The Mean Drunk"
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