And he had to fit in the "healthy food" theme that's so fashionable with the moonbats these days. Those humblebrag threads of theirs are so nauseating.
Speaking of nauseating healthy food, I ran across a product a company's trying to push in the schools, (which must conform to impossible parameters.) It's a patty of some sort, made with ground turkey, brown rice, a tofu-substance, and chopped dried cherries. Pack your kids' lunch, folks.