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No Strategy - The Obama Golf Song
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:31:38 AM »
No Strategy
(Sing to the Tune of Tragedy by The Bee Gees)

As sung by President Obama:

Here I stand
In a lost and lonely press conference
Most the time
In a ISIS world I’ve no defense
As you know
I just can't use my pen and phone
I really should go get a clue
What do to
Have no clue, have no clue

Tragedy
When the peace is gone and you can’t golf on
No strategy
When the horror’s seen and you’re on the green
It's hard to bear
With no-one to tell you you're
golfin’ nowhere

Tragedy
When you lose control and we don't have
a strategy
When the horror’s seen and you’re on the green
It's hard to bear
With no-one beside you you're
golfin' nowhere
When the peace is gone and you can't golf on

Night and day
there's a golf date down inside of me
Burning Tree
With a yearning that won't let me be
Damn the polls
and I just can't use my pen and phone
I really should go get a clue
What do to
Have no clue, have no clue

Tragedy
When the peace is gone and you can’t golf on
No strategy
When the horror’s seen and you’re on the green
It's hard to bear
With no-one to tell you you're
golfin’ nowhere

Tragedy
When you lose control and we don't have
a strategy
When the horror’s seen and you’re on the green
It's hard to bear
With no-one beside you you're
golfin' nowhere
When the peace is gone and you can't golf on

Tragedy...