I read on the news this morning that back on August 11 of this year a
black cop shot and killed an unarmed 20 year old
white guy so I climbed in the boat and rowed through the rough water to the nut house known as Skin’s Island. I was sure that the DUmmies would have just as much to say about this shooting as the Ferguson shooting, but it seems I was wrong.
I cautiously roamed the dank, dark corridors of the island looking for evidence of this other police shooting.
I first came upon a group roaming aimlessly like zombies. It sounded like they were saying something so I quietly eased closer. It seems I had found the official “Bush Fault†brigade. I heard all sorts of things from this group. “I’m hot. It’s Bush’s fault.†“I crapped my pants. It’s Bush’s fault.†“I tripped over a rock. It’s Bush’s fault.†As you can imagine, I slipped into the shadows and made a wide circle around this group.
As I continued to explore the island I saw a group that looked to be sitting in lined up chairs. When I got closer to them I could see that their eyes were glazed over and they were mumbling over and over again, “The one true god is Obama and Holder is his prophet.†Still not what I was looking for so I went on with my quest.
Somehow after leaving the last group I ended up in a very dark corridor. I could hear sobbing and what sounded like flesh slapping against flesh. Once my eyes adjusted to the darkness I saw a very effeminate male kneeling in a corner with his hands at his sides. A woman with very large mammary glands was standing over him. She was quickly swinging her upper torso from left to right causing her breasts to repeatedly slap the effeminate guy's face. It looked and sounded like the udders were hitting him hard. As he sobbed, the woman kept beating him in the face with her endowments while screaming, “Stop touching my breasts! Stop touching my breasts!†Once more, using a stealth that even ninja frank would admire, I slipped silently by and continued my search.
The next thing I found was a very brightly lit room. In the center of the room was what can only be described as a squirming ball of people. All sorts of moans and groans were coming from the pile. I thought it was a fight and headed toward it in order to break it up. As I got nearer I realized that all of the people were male and that it was definitely NOT a fight. I was wrong. Very wrong. Nightmares for a long time wrong about it being a fight. One of the participants happened to see me and removed his mouth from what it was doing long enough to shout, “Peckers! Peckers! We like Peckers! Go to hell all disrespecters!†Naturally I ran like I had never ran before.
I finally ended up in this huge room that looked to be in need of a good cleaning. The room was full of people. The people were kind of standing in separate groups. There was one older lady who was constantly scurrying from group to group. When the lady saw me she quickly scurried in my direction and said, “Hello, my dear fictional spirit-guide!†I immediately knew who she was because I had seen 578,214 photos of her on DU picture threads. I figured if anyone could help that she could so I told her what I was looking for. She encouragingly replied, “What an excellent quest my dear fictional spirit guide, but I haven’t seen such a discussion!†So I sighed and continued me search.
I decided to continue on for a bit longer, and just before giving up my quest, I found that for which I had been searching. It was started by the guy who is sometimes just a little bit similar to nadin but is better at writing. The guy who claimed to be able to pick franksolich out of any group of people, but instead proved that he couldn’t pick frank out of a one person line-up even if frank was wearing a t-shirt that said, “hello, my name is franksolich.â€
Here is the DU link:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025393736The OP is just a cut and paste from another website and makes NO mention of the cop being black. There are only a total of 58 replies to the post. Naturally almost all are bashing the police. It does seem that at least one of the DUmmies took the time to read about the incident and discovered the cop was black. I say that because the DUer puts partial blame on the white guy instead of full blame on the cop.
Response to Dawson Leery (Reply #1)
Sat Aug 16, 2014, 02:18 PM
JimDandy (3,958 posts)
33. Yes. They clearly FUed, but the victim did the one thing
that people in his position are advised to never do: he reached down to his waistband (to pull his pants up before starting to get into a compliant, prone position).
