Gothmog (11,462 posts)
40. It is fun challenging the conservatives with facts. The conservatives on this board do not deal with facts and think that Fox New talking points are all they need to win arguments. It is fun taking their positions apart. I do admit that I have a high tolerance for stupidity due to having to deal with Texan republicans
For some reason after reading the bolded I imagine the exchange below.
Conservative: Your lord and savor is the worst president ever.
DUer: Nope. Chimpy McCokespoon was the worst! FACT! The winnah!!!!
Conservative: Do you have any evidence to back that up?
DUer: Yep. I read an article about it at IhateChimpyMcCokespoonsguts.com!!!! Again…The winnah!!!!
Conservative: That really doesn’t sound like a place where you can find an unbiased article.
DUer: You just can’t handle facts.
Conservative: I really don’t see where you’ve given me any facts.
DUer: Did so. Gave you a website. If that’s not enough for you even Chimpy McCokespoon admitted that he was the worst president ever. FACT! The winnah!!!!
Conservative: Do you have any evidence of this?
DUer: Hard and factual evidence. My third cousin’s friend’s uncle’s daughter’s fictional sprit guide, Idiot Lloyd, overheard the janitor at a restaurant tell his assistant that he overheard a waiter say that a friend of Chimpy’s gardner overheard Chimpy tell the person teaching him to paint that the current one is a lot better. FACT! And once more…The winnnah!!!!!
Conservative is stunned to silence by the massive stupidity.
DUer: See. Conservatives fall silent when presented with facts.