Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

[Chris_]

Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.  The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. 

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

[jtyangel]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken?

[Chris_]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken?

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we? 

[Chris_]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:

[Chris_]

Being a moran, he'd seen the word "Saucy" used to mean sexually provocative and yet, failed miserably...

[Schadenfreude]

I think Duke Nukem is from around WI. Come to think of it, he said he was going to have a BBQ this weekend, I never expected he was going to BE the BBQ. 

[jtyangel]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken?

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we? 

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 

[Schadenfreude]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken?

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we? 

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 

Who? Who? 

[jtyangel]

Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken?

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we? 

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 

Who? Who? 

Two words: spotted dick. 

[asdf2231]

I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

[jtyangel]

I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

Chris was right! 

[Chris_]

I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

Don't you mean HNTZ57 cammo?

[Chris_]

I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

Don't you mean HNTZ57 cammo?

Instructions say to apply liberally. 

[Wretched Excess]

I would have guessed this was another florida story.

[Chris_]

I would have guessed this was another florida story.

Gator has a basement?   

[bijou]

I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

Hehe