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Offline JohnnyReb

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Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« on: July 11, 2014, 08:54:23 PM »
This has got to be a very special Obama study done with taxpayer money.....short article.

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health
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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 08:39:02 AM »
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Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

    The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide — a.k.a. what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, causing gas — could prevent mitochondria damage. Yep, the implication is what you're thinking: People are taking the research to mean that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.

    The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that hydrogen sulfide gas in rotten eggs and flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases.
A few more paragraphs at the link. Worth the click.

My wife is not impressed. "Why am I not the healthiest woman in the world, then?"

Still. Now I know I am out there, doing my part and saving lives. Pull my finger and live another year!

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 08:43:35 AM »
A few more paragraphs at the link. Worth the click.

My wife is not impressed. "Why am I not the healthiest woman in the world, then?"

Still. Now I know I am out there, doing my part and saving lives. Pull my finger and live another year!
:lmao:  My wife didn't think much of that study either..... :lmao:
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2014, 08:46:52 AM »
If this study is true, LocoPuffs could convert his parents' basement Fortress of DUmmitude into a health spa.

No doubt it smells like the last 18 inches of a cow's colon.
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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 08:49:51 AM »
If this study is true, LocoPuffs could convert his parents' basement Fortress of DUmmitude into a health spa.

No doubt it smells like the last 18 inches of a cow's colon.
I think the ultimate goal of this study is to make "Fart Sniffing" perverts the next "Normal".  :hammer:
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2014, 03:29:14 PM »
Cooking in a dutch oven must be even more healthy.
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