Another Dead DUmmy

[franksolich]

Do you find it easier to take out a primitive when you are wielding one or two S&K wrenches? I would imagine two wrenches would be more efficient, but one wrench would be easier to conceal when the deed has been done.

Uh, what was done with the late red round one, and then later the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the "TroubleInWinter" primitive, didn't involve any S/K adjustable wrenches.

[67 Rover]

How would you decide the "right one"?

Obviously the one he chose for the DUmmie death pool.

[BattleHymn]

Uh, what was done with the late red round one, and then later the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the "TroubleInWinter" primitive, didn't involve any S/K adjustable wrenches.

That's probably for the best.  A wrench is practically your calling card. 

[Tucker]

How would you decide the "right one"?

I limited to how much I can expand the reply. Repercussions could be severe.

I'd like to state here and now that I do not plan any acts of aggressions against any person, either private or elected.

[franksolich]

How would you decide the "right one"?

Actually, any time any primitive springs loose of this mortal coil, it's a "win" for humanity in general.

But some of us think some would be bigger "wins" than others.

[GOBUCKS]

Do you find it easier to take out a primitive when you are wielding one or two S&K wrenches? I would imagine two wrenches would be more efficient, but one wrench would be easier to conceal when the deed has been done.

That reminds me of Lester Nygaard's hammer.

[RobJohnson]

That was my mole.

[diesel driver]

How would you decide the "right one"?

Is there such a thing as a "wrong one"?   

[DumbAss Tanker]

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And well he might have, but for the giant unsecured organic eggplant he had just purchased at the local farmers' market, from an undocumented Eastern European Socialist trying to make a new life for himself here.  Ten pounds of solid vegetable smacking into the back of his head at thirty miles an hour undid all the good that airbags and crashworthiness engineering could do, in one careless and seemingly-trivial decision about cargo stowage...

 

[Big Dog]

Richard was fond of saying to the wife "honey, I was DUmmy born and DUmmy breed and when I die I will be DUmmy dead". Richard, who according to Richard was "scary smart" came up with the screen name "junkdrawer" one day while watching the wife from behind.

That makes sense.

One night the DUmmy was feeling frisky, and he whispered in her ear, "Honey, let me stick it in your junk drawer".

The very next day, Mrs. junkdrawer posted at the DUmp about his untimely death.