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Lynnie wants a show of hands
« on: May 30, 2014, 02:44:42 PM »
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(90,972 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 02:20 PM

Ok I want a show of hands - who here has received their subpoena from Issa?

My guess is right now our favorite Arsonist and Auto Theft congressman from California is running out of random people to come testify in front of his committee about the Benghazi attacks and/or the so-called IRS scandal.
 
So I'm guessing if you haven't been subpoena'd yet you can expect it coming soon because Issa is reaching at the bottom of the barrel and he'll grab anyone who claims they are progressive, liberal, democrat or IQ higher than number of teeth not missing to come appear before his committee.
 
This guy is a joke. My real question is this - how can a man who lives in a state where the people who are registered as GOP is shrinking faster than the ozone still get elected to office every 2 years?

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Half-Century Man (2,281 posts)  Fri May 30, 2014, 02:25 PM 

1. Nothing yet....

But asking me to testify probably won't work out the way he wants. I think the term is "Hostile Witness" (brought to speak to the hostile witless).

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2. I won't accept a subpoena unless it comes in an envelope bearing a Harvey Milk stamp!
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 02:46:42 PM »


hey Stankass, you of all people shouldn't be talking about the way people look
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 02:51:06 PM »
People died, Obama lied.

It is that simple.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 02:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 30, 2014, 02:46:42 PM


hey Stankass, you of all people shouldn't be talking about the way people look

Maybe you'd know.

I have no idea why or how you'd know, but you just might know.

<<<finds people are always full of unexpected information.

There's a medical name for that bubble of fat that protrudes from her chin.  A cosmetic surgeon just out of medical school could remove it.  She has one of those superduper medical insurance plans, and I'm sure it'd be covered 100%.  Might there be a reason she doesn't want it removed?
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 03:01:33 PM »
Hey DUmbass dingbat....Issa is only the head on one committee investigating these crimes.  There happen to be five committees, all headed by different people.

That's why they've wanted one select committee.


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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 03:18:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 30, 2014, 02:51:53 PM
Maybe you'd know.

I have no idea why or how you'd know, but you just might know.

<<<finds people are always full of unexpected information.

There's a medical name for that bubble of fat that protrudes from her chin. 

ball rester?  :-)
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2014, 03:19:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 30, 2014, 02:51:53 PM
Maybe you'd know.

I have no idea why or how you'd know, but you just might know.

<<<finds people are always full of unexpected information.

There's a medical name for that bubble of fat that protrudes from her chin.  A cosmetic surgeon just out of medical school could remove it.  She has one of those superduper medical insurance plans, and I'm sure it'd be covered 100%.  Might there be a reason she doesn't want it removed?

I believe that it's called a 'waddle.'  There's 'Lifestyle Lift' commercials all over the place, which promise to get rid of that.

And, Gina, this is a DUmp womyn we're talking about here.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 04:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 30, 2014, 02:51:06 PM
People died, Obama lied.


Over and over and over again.  He's a friggin mass murderer.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2014, 04:46:55 PM »
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2014, 04:50:22 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 30, 2014, 04:46:55 PM
lol

I've noticed that Lynnie's pal, the Dem_grl primitive, the "Dumb_Girl" primitive, has one too, and also Fat Che.  I can't remember exactly, but I think the Las Vegas Leviathan is also graced with one.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2014, 05:21:32 PM »
She's got a good case of "Slab Face" with a dose of "Triple Chin". Either that or she's been slammed against headboard a few too many times.

I've heard that not stuffing your face with fatty foods can take care of that. However, it won't cure the uglies from hitting the headboard.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2014, 05:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on May 30, 2014, 05:21:32 PM
She's got a good case of "Slab Face" with a dose of "Triple Chin". Either that or she's been slammed against headboard a few too many times.

I've heard that not stuffing your face with fatty foods can take care of that. However, it won't cure the uglies from hitting the headboard.

Well now, that's not nice, sir.

She said two or three months ago that her physician advised her that her surplus poundage was due to an excess of Vitamin E.

Seriously.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2014, 06:01:54 PM »
So, they're reaching the bottom of the barrel....GOOD....down there somewhere under all that scum is Obama.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2014, 06:31:53 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 30, 2014, 03:19:45 PM
I believe that it's called a 'waddle.'  There's 'Lifestyle Lift' commercials all over the place, which promise to get rid of that.

And, Gina, this is a DUmp womyn we're talking about here.

"Wattle" is probably the word you mean, which is what some poultry have, but it's usually used for excess skin hanging in a sheet under the chin, not a completely plumped out two pounds of excess fat like that pig has.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2014, 07:13:58 PM »
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2. I won't accept a subpoena unless it comes in an envelope bearing a Harvey Milk stamp!

Why, in the name of assless-chapped postmen, would you even post anything like that?  Some deep longing from your days of bouncies past, in your made up Vietnam?


Quote from: franksolich on May 30, 2014, 05:23:17 PM
She said two or three months ago that her physician advised her that her surplus poundage was due to an excess of Vitamin E.

Seriously.

They'll believe anything....
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2014, 07:18:53 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 30, 2014, 07:13:58 PM
They'll believe anything....

.....as long as it's not "quit stuffing your face."
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2014, 07:33:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 30, 2014, 07:18:53 PM
.....as long as it's not "quit stuffing your face."

None of the DUmmie's "self-inflicted" maladies are ever "their fault".   :thatsright:
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2014, 05:56:21 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 30, 2014, 06:31:53 PM
"Wattle" is probably the word you mean, which is what some poultry have, but it's usually used for excess skin hanging in a sheet under the chin, not a completely plumped out two pounds of excess fat like that pig has.

My bad on the spelling.  Thanks for the assist.  The reason I used that term is because I've heard that exact term used to describe those growths.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2014, 06:44:28 AM »
Another thread demonstrating how much DUmmies don't care about murdered, liberal queers.
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Re: Lynnie wants a show of hands
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2014, 11:24:59 AM »
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There's a medical name for that bubble of fat that protrudes from her chin.

I don't know the scientific name, but the fat DUmmy's chinball is homologous to a camel's hump.

For a camel, the hump is an emergency store of fat (not water) that can be consumed during extended periods the desert where nothing grows.

DUmmy LynneSin obviously spends no time in the desert, so her emergency fat stores just continue to grow.
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