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DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« on: May 17, 2014, 11:49:28 PM »
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Sat May 17, 2014, 09:35 PM
Star Member Jack_Dawson (9,188 posts)

Took a "Personality Assessment"


Gotta love looking for a new job in this day and age.

If people have any interest, I'll post some actual questions from this ridiculousness.
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Sat May 17, 2014, 09:56 PM
Star Member LibDemAlways (13,257 posts)
2. My brother had to take one recently. Lots

of stuff that had nothing to do with his personality or even the job he was applying for. Lots of "Which number comes next in this series?" nonsense. Between shit like that, drug testing, and background checks, it's a miracle anyone is pristine enough to get hired. So much BS out there.

Comforting, by the way, that he did finally land a job with a different company based solely on two interviews with the bosses and no extraneous bullshit.
Drug testing? Background checks? How does anyone ever get a job?


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Sat May 17, 2014, 09:57 PM
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3. was it MBTI?

Pretty easy to manipulate the results. What was the outcome of your assessment?


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Sat May 17, 2014, 11:25 PM
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10. I have taken 2 of these pre-employment

And always wondered what they told the employer...I got both jobs. About a year ago my current employer, which didn't require a test pre-employment, had all "leadership" take PCM profile. My profile came back as a "workaholic". I figure this explains getting the other 2 jobs...

I felt that the PCM was pretty accurate with my personality and most of the people I know. I felt that the names they used for the 6 personality types were incredibly negative..reactor, workaholic, dreamer, rebel, persister, and harmonizer...There are only a couple of those, based on common definition, I would want to hire. I guess they have changed some of the names now.
DUmmy pipoman misread "alcoholic".
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2014, 01:51:18 AM »
They're either bragging or bitching, there's no in between.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2014, 02:03:31 AM »
Maybe they're taking it to find if they actually have one.

I've said it more than once, but being loud and tacky does not qualify as a personality.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2014, 06:34:05 AM »
The tests are administered to weed out DUmmies.  They may make no sense to a DUmmie, since DUmmies have no sense anyway.

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10.  ...My profile came back as a "workaholic"...

 :rotf:   :lmao:   :lol:   :rotf:    :lmao:

I don't know which is funnier, a DUmmie that posts a "4-letter word" like "work" on a public forum, or a DUmmie that would actually WORK!!!!

I'm sure the latter one doesn't exist.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2014, 05:28:03 PM »
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10.  ...My profile came back as a "workaholic"...

BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Only work the dummie has ever done was get it's butt out of bed and go to the welfare office.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2014, 05:53:47 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 18, 2014, 05:28:03 PM
BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Only work the dummie has ever done was get it's butt out of bed and go to the welfare office.

Considering the girth of some DUmmie butts, that can be quite a chore!   :lmao:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2014, 05:55:32 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
Considering the girth of some DUmmie butts, that can be quite a chore!   :lmao:

You would be surprised how fast those fat asses can move when there is free shit involved!!!
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2014, 05:58:42 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 18, 2014, 05:55:32 PM
You would be surprised how fast those fat asses can move when there is free shit involved!!!

True, very true.

The most dangerous place in the world to be is between a fat DUmmie and the next open government assistance window.   :lmao:
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2014, 06:46:21 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2014, 05:58:42 PM
True, very true.

The most dangerous place in the world to be is between a fat DUmmie and the next open government assistance window.   :lmao:

Or in a walmart aisle with a fat dummie when the EBT system screws up and gives them unlimited money!   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Personality Assessments
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2014, 06:52:51 PM »
Well dunno why it double posted. I got database error when I tried so I tried it again.   :confused: :confused:
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