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Offline Ptarmigan

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Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM
« on: May 19, 2014, 11:22:32 PM »
Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-with-atm-machine-456932

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MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

Here is the picture of the offender, Lonnie Hutton.


I wonder if anyone at DU has this profile pic by any chance?  :mental:
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Re: Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2014, 07:03:26 AM »
DUmmies, always trying to screw somebody or something out of money.
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