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Offline dandi

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So I was bored today
« on: April 17, 2014, 04:50:33 PM »
and made up some new DU memes.

Tell me what you think or add your own.  :cheersmate:





























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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 04:58:43 PM »
That's pretty damned GOOD!  

I LOVE 'EM!   :II:

^5!   :hi5:   :cheersmate:
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 05:01:27 PM »
Awesome, just awesome.
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2014, 05:50:10 PM »
H5. I like this one the best, but where did you find a picture of hrmjustin?

 

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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2014, 06:19:18 PM »
Perfect.  And all true.  :cheersmate: :hi5:
              

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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 06:25:08 PM »
Awesome work, Dandi!
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 07:01:00 PM »
Great work   :cheersmate:
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 07:02:48 PM »
 :clap: hi5!
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 08:26:57 PM »
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So I was bored today








Yes you were.  :lmao:
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2014, 05:36:42 AM »
Who says that good things can't come from boredom?

H5, sir!
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2014, 07:36:36 AM »
and made up some new DU memes.

Tell me what you think or add your own.  :cheersmate:






That should become the new banner for the DUmp's Menz forum.

Nice job!  H5
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2014, 07:57:15 AM »
This one actually made me LOL.

Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2014, 08:04:05 AM »
 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :cheersmate:

Those were GREAT!  I was going to try and pick my favorite, but that was impossible. 

Someone with a Freep account should alert those guys to this thread, CU as well. 

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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2014, 09:49:47 AM »
You should become bored more often.
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Re: So I was bored today
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2014, 02:18:27 PM »


I did this once when I was an intern in a Rep's office. Felt so damn good. I didn't get paid enough to deal with that bullshit.
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