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Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
« on: April 08, 2014, 05:40:28 PM »
Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/04/07/police-hialeah-city-official-put-glass-pipe-in-rectum-before-arrest/

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MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A police report details how a high-ranking Hialeah official managed to hide a glass pipe from police by inserting it in his rectum just before he was arrested last December.

Carlos López, 45, who at the time was the city’s purchasing director, was arrested on in Fort Lauderdale for using methamphetamine while driving through the city’s downtown area reported CBS4 news partner, The Miami Herald.

“López appeared visually shaken and seating. Lopez’s face was flushed from an apparent rise in body temperature and pupils were dilated,” said the arrest report, signed by an officer identified as R. Goderstad. “As Lopez searched for his license I observed involuntary muscle spasms in Lopez’s face as well as slurred repetitive speech. These symptoms are consistent with being under the influence of methamphetamine.”

Up his ass. Sounds like a DUmmy right there.  :mental:
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Re: Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2014, 05:52:45 PM »
Rectum?

Damn near killed 'im!

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Re: Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 07:27:59 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on April 08, 2014, 05:52:45 PM
Rectum?

Damn near killed 'im!



Woman have the ability to conceal objects in unusual places lots of room in there to stash everything from a box cutter to a gun.    Got to figure if a female can produce an 8 pound baby why not three hand grenades ?

Why any man would want to stuff anything up his butt is beyond me, the butt is a one way exit for  stuff, not a depository for foreign goods.
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Re: Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 10:20:09 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on April 09, 2014, 07:27:59 AM
Woman have the ability to conceal objects in unusual places lots of room in there to stash everything from a box cutter to a gun.    Got to figure if a female can produce an 8 pound baby why not three hand grenades ?

Why any man would want to stuff anything up his butt is beyond me, the butt is a one way exit for  stuff, not a depository for foreign goods.
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Re: Police: Hialeah City Official Put Glass Pipe In Rectum Before Arrest
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 04:35:51 AM »
I dind't click on the link, but I think that one can discern what political affiliation the individual was, just from reading . . .
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