I thought it was pretty bad, but Amber wants your impute:

Amber left out the best parts of her road trip through life:
1. A tornado tearing up a trailer park.
2.
Running Waddling briskly away from the convenient store with $20 dollars from the till.
3. Shot girt crossing the desert in that big ol' bus.
4. Living under a bridge at the
arroyo, coyotes circling and licking their lips.
5. Sucking dick behind the Dumpster at the plasma center.
6. Riding on a painted pony behind Chief Running Drugs, praying to Gaea that none of the balloons burst.
7. A coffee house for hoboes.
7. A dyke on a bike.
8. Her dream date with Dave- crushing Chad with a steamroller as Dave thanks her for freeing him to love her again.