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Offline Dori

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Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« on: April 05, 2014, 07:16:18 PM »
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Will and I are celebrating another edition of WSTFTD. Ask us anything.

It's Happy Hour!

Will says: "And MOST happy hour! We have ale in our cups and all is well! Let us be merry!"

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CaliforniaPeggy (108,379 posts)

1. Well, according to MY clock, you're getting an early start, my dear Will and Aristus!
 
Is it because it's 4:20?


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Aristus (32,976 posts)

2. Happy Hour, CalPeg!
 
I've already had a beer and two shots. Taking advantage of half-price!

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CaliforniaPeggy (108,379 posts)

3. Ah, very cool, my dear Aristus!
 
And Will? What's he drinking?

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Aristus (32,976 posts)

4. Ale. Once he's well on his way, he'll switch to sack.
 
He'd say 'hi', but he's down at the other end of the bar, (Poet's Corner) trying to light a fire under a couple of college kids. You know, emos whose poetry is stuff like "My life is a black star."
That Will....he's such a troublemaker  :fuelfire:

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5. Why was The Comedy of Errors so short? EOM

I think it's just begun.... :stoner:




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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2014, 07:22:27 PM »
How come Bill's getting liquored up?

Isn't today his infant daughter's birthday party?
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2014, 07:27:53 PM »
Yeah, I thought so.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018600792

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Raven (11,214 posts)    Fri Apr 4, 2014, 03:58 PM

Lola Jane Pitt's 1st Birthday Party Weekend

Festivities begin tonight. In-laws have driven all the way from PA only to be challenged by the worst NH mud season in memory. Many friends coming tomorrow...lots of good food...I made a blueberry and an apple pie from an old recipe book that tells you to put a little bit of this and a little bit of that in the pie...should be interesting. Lola is the only one who hasn't a clue of what's going on. I went to the bank yesterday and opened a saving account for her...she'll thank me someday. It is such fun being a "on-scene" Grandma!

"Tomorrow" of course being today.

What a rectal aperture, Bill getting drunk on his infant daughter's birthday.
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2014, 07:33:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 05, 2014, 07:27:53 PM
Yeah, I thought so.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018600792

"Tomorrow" of course being today.

What a rectal aperture, Bill getting drunk on his infant daughter's birthday.

Good grab, Coach.  We'll have to keep that in mind the next time he wants to use her as bouncy fodder or to rage against some imaginary machine.

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4. Ale. Once he's well on his way, he'll switch to sack.

o.O
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2014, 08:19:22 PM »
"Lola Jane"?  Poor kid.
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2014, 08:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 05, 2014, 08:19:22 PM
"Lola Jane"?  Poor kid.

I noticed that too. Well, one thing is for sure, she will be a tough little fooker by second grade.
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2014, 08:27:35 PM »
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It is such fun being a "on-scene" Grandma!

Fun to have a puking-drunk deadbeat son move his family into your house?

I've suspected for some time that Bill isn't the only desperate alcoholic in the family.
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2014, 08:51:56 PM »
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4. Ale. Once he's well on his way, he'll switch to sack.

Way too much information
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2014, 01:50:00 AM »
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Ale. Once he's well on his way, he'll switch to sack.

Wine, or ball? 
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Re: Drunk DUmmy Has Imaginary Friend Named Shakespear
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2014, 04:22:56 AM »
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