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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« on: April 03, 2014, 03:11:43 PM »
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Seven-person juries go into effect today.


By popular demand, we have increased the number of jurors to evaluate community standards alerts from six to seven.

This is a fairly large technical change, and there are likely to be a few glitches. If you encounter any issues that you think the DU Admins need to be aware of, please post them in this thread.

Thank you for your understanding.

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10. And the abuses of the jury system will just increase

and yes, that is my view on this.

More for DUmmies to bitch about, which is good for those of us who are actually sane.  :-)
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2014, 03:14:23 PM »
More chances to "serve".  Excellent!
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2014, 03:14:58 PM »
They need nine judges and one of those should be a nearly dead old woman so Obama can replace her.
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 03:24:38 PM »
YEAH!!!!

More chances to serve.
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 03:38:34 PM »
nads should be the DU chief justice.
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 03:45:46 PM »
Oh man, the cousin's a real bitch.

Damn.  She makes the rest of the family look bad.
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2014, 06:57:26 PM »
Poor, poor gNads sees her row boat sinking.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2014, 06:58:01 PM »
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Poor, poor gNads sees her row boat sinking.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2014, 03:56:52 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 03, 2014, 06:58:01 PM
Life is but a dream !

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily and all that. O-)
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2014, 06:55:36 AM »
I think Skins should make the names of all the juries public.  :fuelfire:
I mean they were cheering the fact that the Zimmerman jury names were published. 
Could you imagine the slap fights that would ensue. 
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2014, 07:04:45 AM »
That would be a riot.  But, thinking long-term, I advocate anonymity for the sake of our moles. 
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2014, 02:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 04, 2014, 07:04:45 AM
That would be a riot.  But, thinking long-term, I advocate anonymity for the sake of our moles. 
This calls for some jury tampering !
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2014, 07:52:27 PM »
He says "by popular demand' but in his poll he said their minds were already made up and the poll wouldn't sway the decision that they already made.  Then why have the poll and why make it sound like the dummies had any say in it whatsoever? 
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2014, 07:57:33 PM »
Quote from: HeavyMetal on April 04, 2014, 07:52:27 PM
He says "by popular demand' but in his poll he said their minds were already made up and the poll wouldn't sway the decision that they already made.  Then why have the poll and why make it sound like the dummies had any say in it whatsoever? 

Because they're DUmmies.

And Das Skinsmeister is the head DUmmie.

It's all about feelings. Make the decision. Let the DUmmies express their desires. Then wap 'em with implementation of the original decision regardless which way the poll went. It's the demoncRAT way.

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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2014, 08:05:52 PM »
hahaha buncha ****in fools.
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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2014, 04:20:16 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on April 04, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
Because they're DUmmies.

And Das Skinsmeister is the head DUmmie.

It's all about feelings. Make the decision. Let the DUmmies express their desires. Then wap 'em with implementation of the original decision regardless which way the poll went. It's the demoncRAT way.

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Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2014, 11:08:25 AM »
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