1. Here's a riddle for you DUmmies:
How tired am I of you libs and your insistence on your agenda? Here's how tired: I'm writing this on the Chrome browser. As much as I don't care for the smarminess of Google, I prefer using their product to one from a company that folds like a greased lawn chair when you donkeys start braying.
2. Which reminds me.
You know how you guys are suddenly in love with Honey Maid? You know, because they stand up to us knuckle-draggers? I will guess that the campaigns that have you people so captivated MIGHT have cost them a couple of million bucks, none of which was spent on YOU. And what does Honey Maid get for its advertising dollars? For one thing, it diverts your attention from the fact that Honey Maid is owned by - gasp -
a huge KKKorporation! "But wait!" you DUmmies will say, "a KKKorporation can be GOOD, too!" Well, let's have a look, shall we?
Let's go Nadin (sic) the Mondelez International. I'm sure they're perfect progressives.rans fat litigation[edit]
In 2010, two California residents filed a class action lawsuit against Kraft Foods for claiming certain products are healthy when in fact they contain unhealthy trans fat. Kraft denied any wrongdoing, saying all packaging claims are true and legal. As of June 2012, the case is still ongoing.[45]
A United States District Judge certified the class on June 6, 2012.[45]
Uh oh! "Well," you might be huffing, "transfats can be used as lube, too!" That may be. Still...
Political campaign[edit]
Throughout 2012, Kraft contributed $1,950,500 to a $46 million political campaign known as "The Coalition Against The Costly Food Labeling Proposition, sponsored by Farmers and Food Producers" [54] This organization was set up to oppose a citizen's initiative, known as Proposition 37, demanding mandatory labeling of foods containing genetically modified ingredients. As a result, there were calls for a boycott of Kraft products.[55]
What's THAT? Your new favorite KKKorporation doesn't want to disclose what's in its PRODUCTS? THAT doesn't sound very progressive! "Well," you libs might say, "they only want to shield their ingredients so teabaggers won't sabotage them for being pro-gay." Um, sure.
Damn, that's sort of depressing. Well, SURELY they're a progressive company. They just HAVE to be, right?
Let's see if OpenSecrets can shed any light...ZOMG!!!!!111! THEY DONATE MORE TO RETHUGLIKKKKKKANS than Democrats!!!!!
How depressing. "Well," you DUmmies might be saying, "at least they're not shipping jobs to China!"
You're right. They're firing people outright.A Northeast Philadelphia baking facility for Nabisco products will close in 2015, ending 350 jobs.
Mondelez International Inc., which is based in Deerfield, Ill., said closing the Roosevelt Boulevard site is part of a restructuring plan.
Congrats, DUmbasses: for 30 seconds of fictional feel-good, Mondelez snuck an awful lot past you. 30 seconds.
THIRTY SECONDS. A HEROIN high lasts longer than that.
You people are stupid, gullible, and Democrats. But I repeat myself.
3. Will Pitt apologized this week, on April 1. Draw from that what you will.
Morons.
