grasswire Judy taking roll-call

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018599760

Oh my.

The pie-and-jam primitive, taking a break from studying the promotional brochures and booklets sent her by nursing homes, looks around, and notices some primitives are missing.

grasswire (39,776 posts)    Wed Apr 2, 2014, 07:30 PM

what happened to DU member Titonwan?

And I'm still looking for good member Leveymg, who hasn't been seen now for months.

hobbit709 (30,366 posts)    Wed Apr 2, 2014, 07:34 PM

1. Titonwan ran afoul of the alert police

Leveymg probably got fed up with the crap.

I believe the primitive's name was "levymg."

Kaleva (12,761 posts)    Wed Apr 2, 2014, 07:49 PM

2. I still wonder what happened to ohiosmith.

[GOBUCKS]

What do the DUmmies think coach is doing when he goes dark for a few days?

Every time he returns, a couple of DUmmies seem to disappear.

[obumazombie]

What do the DUmmies think coach is doing when he goes dark for a few days?

Every time he returns, a couple of DUmmies seem to disappear.

Okay, we have something to work with here. Let the conspiracy theories begin !
I'll go first.
The libs are led by their pied piper whose pipe is a gazoo.
Has franksolich managed to counterfeit the magic negro's gazoo ?
With a weapon like that you could lead any lib anywhere, and drop them off there too !

[franksolich]

In_The_Wind (55,771 posts)    Wed Apr 2, 2014, 09:19 PM
in response to the Kaleva primitive wondering about the ohio_smith primitive

3. Maybe he's doing stand up comedy somewhere.

Well, it doesn't seem like the primitives are concerned about the absent PonP (primitives of no prominence); perhaps the pie-and-jam primitive should get back to those nursing home brochures and prospectii.

[franksolich]

What do the DUmmies think coach is doing when he goes dark for a few days?

I always thought it was funny, that Judy's suspicious of franksolich.

franksolich lives 1500 miles away from grasswire Judy, and doesn't own or use firearms.

On the other hand, the founder of the notorious Scamdy lives just 40 miles away from the pie-and-jam primitive, and owns and uses firearms.

Probably when Judy's running around--at least until her guardians get her into a nursing home--wearing multiple coats with ice cubes inserted into her brassiere to keep her cool as she drags around a little red wagon full of her "treasures," she should be on the lookout for someone not franksolich. 

[tanstaafl]

I always thought it was funny, that Judy's suspicious of franksolich.

franksolich lives 1500 miles away from grasswire Judy, and doesn't own or use firearms.

On the other hand, the founder of the notorious Scamdy lives just 40 miles away from the pie-and-jam primitive, and owns and uses firearms.

Probably when Judy's running around--at least until her guardians get her into a nursing home--wearing multiple coats with ice cubes inserted into her brassiere to keep her cool as she drags around a little red wagon full of her "treasures," she should be on the lookout for someone not franksolich. 

But, that could be ...

ANYBODY!!! 

Except coach.

[BattleHymn]

Earlier, another primitive was inquiring about the grantcart primitive, and commented on how s/h/it has been gone for a year now.  

A lot of primitives sure do seem to turn up missing while frank is busy during tax season.